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Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King

Motherfucking-jananam." Like, "No!" God is laughing at me.God is laughing at me

motherfucking-jananam." Like, "No!" God is laughing at me.
God is laughing at me

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motherfucking-jananam."
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Like, "No!" God is laughing at me. God is laughing at me.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:57:03
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

In his first stand-up special, Hasan Minhaj weaves humorous and heartbreaking anecdotes to tell his life story as an Indian-American Muslim. Topics include racism, bullying and meeting the demanding expectations of his immigrant p...
She's like, "Do not make contact." I'm like, "Tell me what I want to hear." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
She's like, "Do not make contact." I'm l...
"Bethany, I've got a gig in New York next week. I would love to meet up." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:13
"Bethany, I've got a gig in New York next week. I ...
"Oh, my God, Rajesh Rengatramanajananam, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
"Oh, my God, Rajesh Rengatramanajananam,
Rajesh Rengatramanajananam, I want you so bad. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
Rajesh Rengatramanajananam, I want you so bad.
Put your Rajesh in my Rengatramanajananam." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Put your Rajesh in my Rengatramanajananam."
Stop imagining her having sex with Rajesh Rengatramanajananam. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Stop imagining her having sex with Rajesh Rengatramanajanana...
Walk in there, be cool. Walk in there, be confident. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
Walk in there, be cool. Walk in there, be confident.
Be like this, dude. Walk in there and just own it. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
Be like this, dude. Walk in there and just own it.
"What's up?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
"What's up?"
I get to the door, open the door, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
I get to the door, open the door,
Is someone sitting there? Cool." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
Is someone sitting there? Cool."
I'll just sit here, cool." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
I'll just sit here, cool."
When you see someone from your past, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
When you see someone from your past,
So all that Kanye juice just goes out of my body. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
So all that Kanye juice just goes out of my body.
It's like the adults in Charlie Brown. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
It's like the adults in Charlie Brown.
Say something." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
Say something."
You guys knew she was white? It went whiter than white. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
You guys knew she was white? It went whiter than white.
You weren't the same for me, fine. Whatever. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
You weren't the same for me, fine. Whatever.
But what makes matters worse is, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
But what makes matters worse is,
You knew how hard it was for me, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:14
You knew how hard it was for me,