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Hasan Minhaj: My dad picked it up before me. "Hello, who is this?" "Hi, it's Alice. Is Hasan there?" "What you want, Alice?" I was like, "I'm going to die a virgin." "I'm in Geometry with Hasan. I had a question. Can I ask him the question?" He's like, "Okay, Alice. Why don't you ask me the question, then I'll ask Hasan?" That's the way our parents are. Ages zero through 30, "No girls!" At 35, "Why can't you talk to girls?" That's basically it
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My dad picked it up before me
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Hello who is this
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Hi it's Alice Is Hasan there What you want Alice
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I was like I'm going to die a virgin
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I'm in Geometry with Hasan I had a question
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Can I ask him the question
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He's like Okay Alice
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Why don't you ask me the question
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then I'll ask Hasan
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That's the way our parents are
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Ages zero through 30 No girls At 35 Why can't you talk to girls
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That's basically it Ah you kill me
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Movie Summary
In his first stand-up special, Hasan Minhaj weaves humorous and heartbreaking anecdotes to tell his life story as an Indian-American Muslim. Topics include racism, bullying and meeting the demanding expectations of his immigrant p...
