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Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King

"No fun, no girlfriends.Have fun in med school." Which is a huge lie.It never gets popping...

"No fun, no girlfriends.
Have fun in med school." Which is a huge lie.
It never gets popping in med school

Full Transcript

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"No fun, no girlfriends. Have fun in med school."
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Which is a huge lie. It never gets popping in med school.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:27
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

In his first stand-up special, Hasan Minhaj weaves humorous and heartbreaking anecdotes to tell his life story as an Indian-American Muslim. Topics include racism, bullying and meeting the demanding expectations of his immigrant p...
I've never been to a club and seen nine dudes: "Yo, what's going on?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:10
I've never been to a club and seen nine dudes: "Yo...
"I got a career I hate from my parents." It's a lie. We buy into it. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
"I got a career I hate from my parents." It's...
So by my senior year of high school, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:14
So by my senior year of high school,
No one ever did that at my school. It's too late. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
No one ever did that at my school. It's too late.
But there was one bright spot, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
But there was one bright spot,
And her family had just moved from Nebraska to Davis, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
And her family had just moved from Nebraska to Davis,
She sat behind me, first day, she's like, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
She sat behind me, first day, she's like,
What's your AIM screen name?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:13
What's your AIM screen name?"
Status updates, away messages, sub profile, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
Status updates, away messages, sub profile,
Late at night on AIM, back and forth, back and forth... - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Late at night on AIM, back and forth, back and forth...
Some of you guys are just in college, Snapchatting. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
Some of you guys are just in college, Snapchatting.
Back in the day, we had to fire up the internet like goddamn cavemen. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Back in the day, we had to fire up the internet like goddamn...
If someone picked up the phone, "Hey, get off the phone! - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
If someone picked up the phone, "Hey, get off the phone...
I'm trying to talk to somebody!" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
I'm trying to talk to somebody!"
Late at night, back and forth, back and forth. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Late at night, back and forth, back and forth.
One night she was like, "Hey, come over." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:12
One night she was like, "Hey, come over."
"Oh, they made it!" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
"Oh, they made it!"
Mrs Reed's like, "You want brownies?" "Yeah. Cool." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:11
Mrs Reed's like, "You want brownies?" "Y...
And now Mrs Reed's like, "Hey, honey, we know so much about Bethany, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
And now Mrs Reed's like, "Hey, honey, we know so m...
What do you like? What are you into?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
What do you like? What are you into?"