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Number two, you want me to change my life
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Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King

Number two, you want meto change my life to appease some aunty and uncleI'm never going to...

Number two, you want me
to change my life to appease some aunty and uncle
I'm never going to see?

Full Transcript

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Number two, you want me to change my life
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to appease some aunty and uncle I'm never going to see?
Duration
8 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:49
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

In his first stand-up special, Hasan Minhaj weaves humorous and heartbreaking anecdotes to tell his life story as an Indian-American Muslim. Topics include racism, bullying and meeting the demanding expectations of his immigrant p...
You want me to change my life for Naila Aunty? Fuck Naila Aunty. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
You want me to change my life for Naila Aunty? Fuck Naila Au...
My life?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
My life?"
Because I've played all my cards. So I can't say anything. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Because I've played all my cards. So I can't say a...
Now I'm losing hope. I'm, like, "Maybe this is bigger than me. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Now I'm losing hope. I'm, like, "Maybe this i...
Why can't I put my head down and do what I'm supposed to do? - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Why can't I put my head down and do what I'm suppo...
This ain't Jodhaa Akbar." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
This ain't Jodhaa Akbar."
So I'm walking back to the Camry, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
So I'm walking back to the Camry,
You guys do this all the time." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
You guys do this all the time."
And she's like, "Dad, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
And she's like, "Dad,
"No one is going to marry him. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
"No one is going to marry him.
Get him married before she changes her mind." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
Get him married before she changes her mind."
She Phil Jacksoned that situation. She got all these people working together. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
She Phil Jacksoned that situation. She got all these people ...
For years I resented that brown girl. I hated her. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
For years I resented that brown girl. I hated her.
But on that day, on that special day, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
But on that day, on that special day,
You know, they say - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
You know, they say
Every generation is defined by a great struggle or tragedy - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:18
Every generation is defined by a great struggle or tragedy
They won't get it, dude. You'll never get it. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
They won't get it, dude. You'll never get it.
You don't get it, man. You won't. That was our World War I, man. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
You don't get it, man. You won't. That was our Wor...
Especially in middle school, if a girl called the house, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
Especially in middle school, if a girl called the house,
We used to have landlines. It's like phones connected to the land. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
We used to have landlines. It's like phones connected t...