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One night, we're on the living room table. We're doing integrals
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Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King

One night, we're on the living room table.We're doing integrals

One night, we're on the living room table.
We're doing integrals

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One night, we're on the living room table. We're doing integrals.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:08
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

In his first stand-up special, Hasan Minhaj weaves humorous and heartbreaking anecdotes to tell his life story as an Indian-American Muslim. Topics include racism, bullying and meeting the demanding expectations of his immigrant p...
She closes her book. She's like, "Hey. It's late." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:12
She closes her book. She's like, "Hey. It's l...
"I should go home." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
"I should go home."
I said, "Wait, let me walk you out." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
I said, "Wait, let me walk you out."
She rams her arm into the door, leans out and gives me a kiss. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
She rams her arm into the door, leans out and gives me a kis...
"I love you." Drives off into the night. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
"I love you." Drives off into the night.
She knew the rules. No fun, no friends, no girlfriends. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
She knew the rules. No fun, no friends, no girlfriends.
All we had was that stolen moment in my driveway. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
All we had was that stolen moment in my driveway.
You guys are like, "I was getting handjobs when I was nine." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
You guys are like, "I was getting handjobs when I was n...
I was like, "Are we getting married? I have to change my pants. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
I was like, "Are we getting married? I have to change m...
When is the shaadi?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:15
When is the shaadi?"
"Alright, you guys are all killing it academically - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:29
"Alright, you guys are all killing it academically
Me, Jehovah's Witness girl, Korean exchange students, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Me, Jehovah's Witness girl, Korean exchange students,
Thirty for 30? All of us?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
Thirty for 30? All of us?"
He's like, "Hanson, this is not funny." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
He's like, "Hanson, this is not funny."
It's a bracket with everybody's name on it leading up to the big dance. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
It's a bracket with everybody's name on it leading...
I'm like, "Whatever, it's not going to happen. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
I'm like, "Whatever, it's not going to happen...
He can't do this." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
He can't do this."
They're going to fuck!" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:13
They're going to fuck!"
Bell rings. I'm walking to my locker. I hear footsteps. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
Bell rings. I'm walking to my locker. I hear footsteps.
She's like, "Wait up." I was like, "What's up?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:18
She's like, "Wait up." I was like, "What...