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Racist Randy wants that red sauce.
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Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King

Racist Randy wants that red sauce." Your brain can be racist,but your body will just...

Racist Randy wants that red sauce." Your brain can be racist,
but your body will just betray you

Full Transcript

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Racist Randy wants that red sauce."
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Your brain can be racist, but your body will just betray you.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:47:39
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

In his first stand-up special, Hasan Minhaj weaves humorous and heartbreaking anecdotes to tell his life story as an Indian-American Muslim. Topics include racism, bullying and meeting the demanding expectations of his immigrant p...
All morning, they're like, "Mexicans, all lives matter, Arabs... - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
All morning, they're like, "Mexicans, all lives ma...
12:01! Shwarma time!" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
12:01! Shwarma time!"
And I wish I could tell 18-year-old me that, but I can't. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
And I wish I could tell 18-year-old me that, but I can'...
I don't have a time machine. I can't tell him that. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
I don't have a time machine. I can't tell him that...
When you first fall in love, you get that first taste of the Heisenberg blue. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
When you first fall in love, you get that first taste of the...
People here with girlfriends are like, "Babe, it's different with you." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
People here with girlfriends are like, "Babe, it's...
My secret was, "I want to be a comedian." She said, "I want to be a journalist." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:11
My secret was, "I want to be a comedian." She said...
Two years, three years, four years, six years, seven years... - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
Two years, three years, four years, six years, seven years.....
I finally get a chance to headline a comedy club. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
I finally get a chance to headline a comedy club.
I did what a lot of early comedians do. I got on Facebook, I got super cocky. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
I did what a lot of early comedians do. I got on Facebook, I...
I was like, "Yo, Facebook! - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
I was like, "Yo, Facebook!
Your boy, headlining Gotham Comedy Club. Let me know if you want some tix." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:10
Your boy, headlining Gotham Comedy Club. Let me know if you ...
LA, Chicago, Nashville, New York... I'm flying Southwest. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
LA, Chicago, Nashville, New York... I'm flying Southwes...
Oh, hello. La Quinta Inn! Don't mind if I do. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
Oh, hello. La Quinta Inn! Don't mind if I do.
I open up my laptop, fire up Facebook, and I see this. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
I open up my laptop, fire up Facebook, and I see this.
"Hey, um, long time no see. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
"Hey, um, long time no see.
Listen, me and my girlfriends live in Manhattan - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:11
Listen, me and my girlfriends live in Manhattan
I don't know if you know what this means. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
I don't know if you know what this means.
But, you know, if life gives you lemons, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:13
But, you know, if life gives you lemons,
"Bethany, comma, enter. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
"Bethany, comma, enter.