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Second marriage, Tools, Clear History. Never happened
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Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King

Second marriage, Tools, Clear History.Never happened

Second marriage, Tools, Clear History.
Never happened

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Second marriage, Tools, Clear History. Never happened.
Duration
5 seconds
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17
Timestamp in Movie
00:45:42
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
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In his first stand-up special, Hasan Minhaj weaves humorous and heartbreaking anecdotes to tell his life story as an Indian-American Muslim. Topics include racism, bullying and meeting the demanding expectations of his immigrant p...
But for the most part, I actually think about it the way my dad does. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
But for the most part, I actually think about it the way my ...
"Oh, you couldn't go to prom with a white girl? - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
"Oh, you couldn't go to prom with a white girl?
At least your spine isn't getting shattered in a police wagon, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
At least your spine isn't getting shattered in a police...
'I can't date your daughter.' I don't give a fuck, Uncle Sam. Take it." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
'I can't date your daughter.' I don't gi...
Why is it every time the collateral damage has to be death, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
Why is it every time the collateral damage has to be death,
A kid has to get shot 16 times for us to be like, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:12
A kid has to get shot 16 times for us to be like,
Because we're too afraid of the Other. Someone who's not in our tribe. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Because we're too afraid of the Other. Someone who'...
I wish I could tell 18 year old me - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:17
I wish I could tell 18 year old me
Because love is bigger than fear." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Because love is bigger than fear."
I really believe love is bigger than fear - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:13
I really believe love is bigger than fear
And Fox News is in New York. They're in New York. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
And Fox News is in New York. They're in New York.
Daily Show, Fox News, five avenues away from each other. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
Daily Show, Fox News, five avenues away from each other.
I'll see all the employees, Hannity, Coulter, O'Reilly, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:11
I'll see all the employees, Hannity, Coulter, O'Re...
Racist Randy wants that red sauce." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
Racist Randy wants that red sauce."
All morning, they're like, "Mexicans, all lives matter, Arabs... - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
All morning, they're like, "Mexicans, all lives ma...
12:01! Shwarma time!" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
12:01! Shwarma time!"
And I wish I could tell 18-year-old me that, but I can't. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
And I wish I could tell 18-year-old me that, but I can'...
I don't have a time machine. I can't tell him that. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
I don't have a time machine. I can't tell him that...
When you first fall in love, you get that first taste of the Heisenberg blue. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
When you first fall in love, you get that first taste of the...
People here with girlfriends are like, "Babe, it's different with you." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
People here with girlfriends are like, "Babe, it's...