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So for her first birthday, he wanted it to be special
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Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King

So for her first birthday,he wanted it to be special

So for her first birthday,
he wanted it to be special

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So for her first birthday, he wanted it to be special.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:33
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

In his first stand-up special, Hasan Minhaj weaves humorous and heartbreaking anecdotes to tell his life story as an Indian-American Muslim. Topics include racism, bullying and meeting the demanding expectations of his immigrant p...
I can imagine being a father, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
I can imagine being a father,
So for her birthday, he brings everyone into the living room. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
So for her birthday, he brings everyone into the living room...
He drags in this big box and goes, "Aisha, open the box." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:13
He drags in this big box and goes, "Aisha, open the box...
And he reaches in, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
And he reaches in,
"Here you go, Aisha." He looks at me. "Happy Birthday." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
"Here you go, Aisha." He looks at me. "Happy ...
I'm livid. I'm like, "Yo, when did Home Depot Dad become Danny Tanner? - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
I'm livid. I'm like, "Yo, when did Home Depot...
And Aisha senses it. She's like, "Hasan bhai, why don't you take it out?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:10
And Aisha senses it. She's like, "Hasan bhai, why ...
"That's my bike. Thank you." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
"That's my bike. Thank you."
I see you getting mad. "Hell, no. I have a personality." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
I see you getting mad. "Hell, no. I have a personality....
"Whoa! I have opinions." No, you don't. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
"Whoa! I have opinions." No, you don't.
And then you have the audacity to be, like, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:11
And then you have the audacity to be, like,
And you're like, "Everybody loves me." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
And you're like, "Everybody loves me."
Elder siblings, we walk through the world like, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:27
Elder siblings, we walk through the world like,
All the paint is chipped off the right side of the bike. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
All the paint is chipped off the right side of the bike.
I pick it up, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
I pick it up,
She's crying, "Hasan bhai, why would you do this?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
She's crying, "Hasan bhai, why would you do this?&...
"Why? I gave you the first ride." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
"Why? I gave you the first ride."
I'm being a dick." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:10
I'm being a dick."
I'm supposed to be her big brother, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
I'm supposed to be her big brother,
And I'm out here stealing her bike? This is fucked up. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
And I'm out here stealing her bike? This is fucked up.