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Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King

So I'm looking at her, like,"Don't say anything

So I'm looking at her, like,
"Don't say anything

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So I'm looking at her, like, "Don't say anything.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:36:33
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

In his first stand-up special, Hasan Minhaj weaves humorous and heartbreaking anecdotes to tell his life story as an Indian-American Muslim. Topics include racism, bullying and meeting the demanding expectations of his immigrant p...
Please don't say anything." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
Please don't say anything."
We should do this more often. This is really nice." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
We should do this more often. This is really nice."
I love you, my white princess." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
I love you, my white princess."
I can be me!" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
I can be me!"
One night, we're on the living room table. We're doing integrals. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
One night, we're on the living room table. We're d...
She closes her book. She's like, "Hey. It's late." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:12
She closes her book. She's like, "Hey. It's l...
"I should go home." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
"I should go home."
I said, "Wait, let me walk you out." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
I said, "Wait, let me walk you out."
She rams her arm into the door, leans out and gives me a kiss. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
She rams her arm into the door, leans out and gives me a kis...
"I love you." Drives off into the night. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
"I love you." Drives off into the night.
She knew the rules. No fun, no friends, no girlfriends. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
She knew the rules. No fun, no friends, no girlfriends.
All we had was that stolen moment in my driveway. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
All we had was that stolen moment in my driveway.
You guys are like, "I was getting handjobs when I was nine." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
You guys are like, "I was getting handjobs when I was n...
I was like, "Are we getting married? I have to change my pants. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
I was like, "Are we getting married? I have to change m...
When is the shaadi?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:15
When is the shaadi?"
"Alright, you guys are all killing it academically - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:29
"Alright, you guys are all killing it academically
Me, Jehovah's Witness girl, Korean exchange students, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Me, Jehovah's Witness girl, Korean exchange students,
Thirty for 30? All of us?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
Thirty for 30? All of us?"
He's like, "Hanson, this is not funny." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
He's like, "Hanson, this is not funny."
It's a bracket with everybody's name on it leading up to the big dance. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
It's a bracket with everybody's name on it leading...