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Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King

Status updates,away messages, sub profile, Boyz II Men. Don't sayyou don't like "Water...

Status updates,
away messages, sub profile, Boyz II Men. Don't say
you don't like "Water Runs Dry"

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Boyz II Men. Don't say you don't like "Water Runs Dry".
Duration
8 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:40
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

In his first stand-up special, Hasan Minhaj weaves humorous and heartbreaking anecdotes to tell his life story as an Indian-American Muslim. Topics include racism, bullying and meeting the demanding expectations of his immigrant p...
Late at night on AIM, back and forth, back and forth... - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Late at night on AIM, back and forth, back and forth...
Some of you guys are just in college, Snapchatting. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
Some of you guys are just in college, Snapchatting.
Back in the day, we had to fire up the internet like goddamn cavemen. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Back in the day, we had to fire up the internet like goddamn...
If someone picked up the phone, "Hey, get off the phone! - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
If someone picked up the phone, "Hey, get off the phone...
I'm trying to talk to somebody!" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
I'm trying to talk to somebody!"
Late at night, back and forth, back and forth. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Late at night, back and forth, back and forth.
One night she was like, "Hey, come over." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:12
One night she was like, "Hey, come over."
"Oh, they made it!" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
"Oh, they made it!"
Mrs Reed's like, "You want brownies?" "Yeah. Cool." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:11
Mrs Reed's like, "You want brownies?" "Y...
And now Mrs Reed's like, "Hey, honey, we know so much about Bethany, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
And now Mrs Reed's like, "Hey, honey, we know so m...
What do you like? What are you into?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
What do you like? What are you into?"
Nobody has ever asked me that before." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:10
Nobody has ever asked me that before."
Maybe I will follow my dreams." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
Maybe I will follow my dreams."
Why don't we study at your house?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:10
Why don't we study at your house?"
You walk in: "What language are you guys speaking? - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
You walk in: "What language are you guys speaking?
What's that smell?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:10
What's that smell?"
"Mom, Dad, a school friend is coming over. Everyone here, please be normal." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:11
"Mom, Dad, a school friend is coming over. Everyone her...
"Hasan, we're normal. Be proud. You should be proud." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
"Hasan, we're normal. Be proud. You should be prou...
So I'm looking at her, like, "Don't say anything. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
So I'm looking at her, like, "Don't say anyth...
Please don't say anything." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
Please don't say anything."