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Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King

Therefore I will grant your wish.'" I ran home, I was like,"Dad, I would like to go to...

Therefore I will grant your wish.'" I ran home, I was like,
"Dad, I would like to go to prom." Which means, "I will break your face."
"Duly noted, father." "Bethany, situation at home.
Father doesn't want us to go to prom

Full Transcript

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Therefore I will grant your wish.'"
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I ran home, I was like, "Dad, I would like to go to prom."
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Which means, "I will break your face." "Duly noted, father."
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"Bethany, situation at home. Father doesn't want us to go to prom.
Duration
17 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:40:52
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

In his first stand-up special, Hasan Minhaj weaves humorous and heartbreaking anecdotes to tell his life story as an Indian-American Muslim. Topics include racism, bullying and meeting the demanding expectations of his immigrant p...
I'll bike to your place, we dance it up, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:10
I'll bike to your place, we dance it up,
"Hasan Minhaj, 4.3 GPA, kissed a white girl." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
"Hasan Minhaj, 4.3 GPA, kissed a white girl."
You don't want to overkill it with the MJ cologne. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
You don't want to overkill it with the MJ cologne.
I'm scaling down the side of my roof, scraping my knees. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
I'm scaling down the side of my roof, scraping my knees...
I jump off, I somehow land, I get on my bike. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
I jump off, I somehow land, I get on my bike.
It's beautiful, the sun is setting, it's one of those gorgeous evenings. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
It's beautiful, the sun is setting, it's one of th...
Fast enough to get there, but slow enough to not get pit stains. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Fast enough to get there, but slow enough to not get pit sta...
You're good. You're getting there." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
You're good. You're getting there."
I'm walking up to the doorstep, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
I'm walking up to the doorstep,
30 second time-out. Do you understand what's about to go down? - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
30 second time-out. Do you understand what's about to g...
You're about to go to prom with Bethany motherfucking Reed." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
You're about to go to prom with Bethany motherfucking R...
This is what Dad fought for." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
This is what Dad fought for."
And I look over her shoulder, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
And I look over her shoulder,
And she's like, "Oh, my God, honey, did Bethany not tell you? - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
And she's like, "Oh, my God, honey, did Bethany no...
We have a lot of family back home in Nebraska - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:11
We have a lot of family back home in Nebraska
Mr Reed can give you a ride home." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:12
Mr Reed can give you a ride home."
That's the nicest I've ever been dressed, playing Mario Kart. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
That's the nicest I've ever been dressed, playing ...
I wish I had said, "Fuck that, I'm going to the dance." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
I wish I had said, "Fuck that, I'm going to the da...
You've seen movies. How many times do you see that on screen? - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
You've seen movies. How many times do you see that on s...
And it's not like they were yokels yelling "sand nigger!" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
And it's not like they were yokels yelling "sand n...