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Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King

"These things happen, and these things will continue to happen

"These things happen, and these things will continue to happen

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"These things happen,
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and these things will continue to happen.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:33
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
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N/A

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Movie Summary

In his first stand-up special, Hasan Minhaj weaves humorous and heartbreaking anecdotes to tell his life story as an Indian-American Muslim. Topics include racism, bullying and meeting the demanding expectations of his immigrant p...
That's the price we pay for being here." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:11
That's the price we pay for being here."
My dad's from that generation where he feels like if you come to this country, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
My dad's from that generation where he feels like if yo...
You endure racism, and if it doesn't cost you your life, pay it. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
You endure racism, and if it doesn't cost you your life...
Life, liberty, pursuit of happiness. All men created equal." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
Life, liberty, pursuit of happiness. All men created equal.&...
He looks at me like I believe in Santa Hasan you'll never understand - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:16
He looks at me like I believe in Santa Hasan you'll...
Now you're like, 'Let's be reasonable with the bigots.' What?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:11
Now you're like, 'Let's be reasonable with th...
And I honestly don't know who is more right. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
And I honestly don't know who is more right.
Be a doctor, get a house in the burbs, let them call them whatever you want. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Be a doctor, get a house in the burbs, let them call them wh...
But isn't it our job to push the needle forward little by little? - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
But isn't it our job to push the needle forward little ...
I don't know. The pendulum swings back and forth for me. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
I don't know. The pendulum swings back and forth for me...
And I know 9/11 is a super touchy subject. I understand. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
And I know 9/11 is a super touchy subject. I understand.
Because when it happened, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
Because when it happened,
But on that night, September 12th, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:11
But on that night, September 12th,
As immigrants we always have to put on these press releases - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
As immigrants we always have to put on these press releases
We're auditioning. "We love this country, please believe me." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
We're auditioning. "We love this country, please b...
I saw her in the sandbox. I run up to her. First grade. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
I saw her in the sandbox. I run up to her. First grade.
"I love you!" "You're the color of poop." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
"I love you!" "You're the color of poop....
I was like, "What? Oh, no! It's not rubbing off!" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
I was like, "What? Oh, no! It's not rubbing off!&q...
I just wanted to wake up and be like, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:37
I just wanted to wake up and be like,
I love melanin - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
I love melanin