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Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King

Thirteen episodes for this kid?Are you kidding me?

Thirteen episodes for this kid?
Are you kidding me?

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Thirteen episodes for this kid? Are you kidding me?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:20
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

In his first stand-up special, Hasan Minhaj weaves humorous and heartbreaking anecdotes to tell his life story as an Indian-American Muslim. Topics include racism, bullying and meeting the demanding expectations of his immigrant p...
Do you know when brown kids get slapped? Every brown birthday party. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Do you know when brown kids get slapped? Every brown birthda...
And usually it's the kid whose birthday it is, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
And usually it's the kid whose birthday it is,
We go, "Ah, Biju got slapped on his birthday!" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
We go, "Ah, Biju got slapped on his birthday!"
That kid won't choke on camera. He's been slapped on camera. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
That kid won't choke on camera. He's been slapped ...
- Of course he can spell "knaidel". - Knaidel. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
- Of course he can spell "knaidel". - Knaidel.
This kid just won $30,000 cash. Nothing. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
This kid just won $30,000 cash. Nothing.
People ask, "Where does that come from?" Look at this kid's parents. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
People ask, "Where does that come from?" Look at t...
Your son just won the Scripps National Spelling Bee. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Your son just won the Scripps National Spelling Bee.
Look at his brother. His brother is like, "I'm fucked. I'm fucked. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Look at his brother. His brother is like, "I'm fuc...
The bar is way too high. I should kill myself." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:10
The bar is way too high. I should kill myself."
People say, "Your parents don't love you." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
People say, "Your parents don't love you."
I just think our fathers didn't download all the great dad software. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
I just think our fathers didn't download all the great ...
Every immigrant father feels like if they brought you to the US... - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Every immigrant father feels like if they brought you to the...
At an interview, this lady said, "Describe your earliest birthday memory." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:10
At an interview, this lady said, "Describe your earlies...
Get in the Camry." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Get in the Camry."
We get in the Camry, we're driving from Davis to Sacramento. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
We get in the Camry, we're driving from Davis to Sacram...
We get to this intersection, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
We get to this intersection,
He saw the blue BMX bike I wanted. He's here to surprise me. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
He saw the blue BMX bike I wanted. He's here to surpris...
Turn left. Turn left. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
Turn left. Turn left.
Turn... left." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:10
Turn... left."