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This ain't Jodhaa Akbar.
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Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King

This ain't Jodhaa Akbar." Have you ever been trappedby the time you live in?

This ain't Jodhaa Akbar." Have you ever been trapped
by the time you live in?

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This ain't Jodhaa Akbar."
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Have you ever been trapped by the time you live in?
Duration
7 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:18
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

In his first stand-up special, Hasan Minhaj weaves humorous and heartbreaking anecdotes to tell his life story as an Indian-American Muslim. Topics include racism, bullying and meeting the demanding expectations of his immigrant p...
So I'm walking back to the Camry, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
So I'm walking back to the Camry,
You guys do this all the time." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
You guys do this all the time."
And she's like, "Dad, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
And she's like, "Dad,
"No one is going to marry him. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
"No one is going to marry him.
Get him married before she changes her mind." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
Get him married before she changes her mind."
She Phil Jacksoned that situation. She got all these people working together. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
She Phil Jacksoned that situation. She got all these people ...
For years I resented that brown girl. I hated her. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
For years I resented that brown girl. I hated her.
But on that day, on that special day, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
But on that day, on that special day,
You know, they say - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
You know, they say
Every generation is defined by a great struggle or tragedy - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:18
Every generation is defined by a great struggle or tragedy
They won't get it, dude. You'll never get it. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
They won't get it, dude. You'll never get it.
You don't get it, man. You won't. That was our World War I, man. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
You don't get it, man. You won't. That was our Wor...
Especially in middle school, if a girl called the house, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
Especially in middle school, if a girl called the house,
We used to have landlines. It's like phones connected to the land. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
We used to have landlines. It's like phones connected t...
And one time in middle school a girl called the house. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
And one time in middle school a girl called the house.
My dad picked it up before me - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:34
My dad picked it up before me
Ages zero through 30, "No girls!" At 35, "Why can't you talk to girls?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:13
Ages zero through 30, "No girls!" At 35, "Why...
Our parents are like a firewall to the outside world. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Our parents are like a firewall to the outside world.
They disseminate information to us. It's like living in North Korea. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
They disseminate information to us. It's like living in...
He's like, "Hasan, whatever you do, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:14
He's like, "Hasan, whatever you do,