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Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King

This kid just won $30,000 cash. Nothing

This kid just won $30,000 cash. Nothing

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This kid just won $30,000 cash. Nothing.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:12
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

In his first stand-up special, Hasan Minhaj weaves humorous and heartbreaking anecdotes to tell his life story as an Indian-American Muslim. Topics include racism, bullying and meeting the demanding expectations of his immigrant p...
People ask, "Where does that come from?" Look at this kid's parents. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
People ask, "Where does that come from?" Look at t...
Your son just won the Scripps National Spelling Bee. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Your son just won the Scripps National Spelling Bee.
Look at his brother. His brother is like, "I'm fucked. I'm fucked. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Look at his brother. His brother is like, "I'm fuc...
The bar is way too high. I should kill myself." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:10
The bar is way too high. I should kill myself."
People say, "Your parents don't love you." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
People say, "Your parents don't love you."
I just think our fathers didn't download all the great dad software. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
I just think our fathers didn't download all the great ...
Every immigrant father feels like if they brought you to the US... - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Every immigrant father feels like if they brought you to the...
At an interview, this lady said, "Describe your earliest birthday memory." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:10
At an interview, this lady said, "Describe your earlies...
Get in the Camry." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Get in the Camry."
We get in the Camry, we're driving from Davis to Sacramento. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
We get in the Camry, we're driving from Davis to Sacram...
We get to this intersection, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
We get to this intersection,
He saw the blue BMX bike I wanted. He's here to surprise me. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
He saw the blue BMX bike I wanted. He's here to surpris...
Turn left. Turn left. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
Turn left. Turn left.
Turn... left." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:10
Turn... left."
No!" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:15
No!"
So you could pick the door handle for the bathroom." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:12
So you could pick the door handle for the bathroom."
You are shitting on my dreams." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
You are shitting on my dreams."
That's when I realized - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
That's when I realized
You're going to fight with your parents, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
You're going to fight with your parents,
I could have been like, "Dad, fight me. I want that bike." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:12
I could have been like, "Dad, fight me. I want that bik...