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Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King

We just celebrated our one-year anniversary, so it's one year down, forever to go

Hasan Minhaj: We just celebrated our one-year anniversary, so it's one year down, forever to go

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We just celebrated our one year anniversary
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so it's one year down forever to go
Duration
7 seconds
Views
196
Timestamp in Movie
00:01:19
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

In his first stand-up special, Hasan Minhaj weaves humorous and heartbreaking anecdotes to tell his life story as an Indian-American Muslim. Topics include racism, bullying and meeting the demanding expectations of his immigrant p...
But you know what's great? Now, it's just kind of liberating. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
But you know what's great? Now, it's just kind of ...
Because I don't give a fuck about any of my single friends. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Because I don't give a fuck about any of my single frie...
I don't care about any of you and it feels great. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
I don't care about any of you and it feels great.
Because you guys are at home, just swiping for love, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
Because you guys are at home, just swiping for love,
"Oh, how do you find people?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
"Oh, how do you find people?"
"Brunettes? Not for me." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
"Brunettes? Not for me."
You realize my parents physically never saw each other? - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
You realize my parents physically never saw each other?
Thirty years ago in a town in India, population 990,000 - - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:11
Thirty years ago in a town in India, population 990,000 -
And, like, Seema was that chick, you guys. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
And, like, Seema was that chick, you guys.
"Have you heard of Seema? She's slim. Her family owns a camera." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:11
"Have you heard of Seema? She's slim. Her family o...
"I'm going to America. I want to marry Seema. YOLO." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:10
"I'm going to America. I want to marry Seema. YOLO...
I want that for the rest of my life - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:10
I want that for the rest of my life
Let's move to the US where we're the only people that know each other." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
Let's move to the US where we're the only people t...
Najmi marries Question Mark, they come to the States, I come out. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Najmi marries Question Mark, they come to the States, I come...
Popping out of your mom is like real estate. It's all about location. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Popping out of your mom is like real estate. It's all a...
I popped out here. Anybody brown, we popped out here, we made it. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
I popped out here. Anybody brown, we popped out here, we mad...
What's wild is, I never even knew how the whole X-Men Origins story went down. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
What's wild is, I never even knew how the whole X-Men O...
It's crazy, because we know nothing about our parents - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
It's crazy, because we know nothing about our parents
"Dad, your favorite color?" "Stanford!" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:16
"Dad, your favorite color?" "Stanford!"
They love bottling them up deep down, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
They love bottling them up deep down,