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Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King

We've got to round them up,we've got to contain them." And Ben Affleck's like, "Are you...

We've got to round them up,
we've got to contain them." And Ben Affleck's like, "Are you crazy?
Round them up, contain them?

Full Transcript

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We've got to round them up, we've got to contain them."
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And Ben Affleck's like, "Are you crazy? Round them up, contain them?
Duration
9 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
01:05:12
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

In his first stand-up special, Hasan Minhaj weaves humorous and heartbreaking anecdotes to tell his life story as an Indian-American Muslim. Topics include racism, bullying and meeting the demanding expectations of his immigrant p...
Dude, we did that to the Japanese. You can't do that. Am I crazy?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
Dude, we did that to the Japanese. You can't do that. A...
You're my white prince." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
You're my white prince."
We got our first A-list celebrity to back the Muslim community. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
We got our first A-list celebrity to back the Muslim communi...
"He may not be the hero we want, but he is the hero the Muslim world needs." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:11
"He may not be the hero we want, but he is the hero the...
Run it with me." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:10
Run it with me."
Steve Carell, John Oliver, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:11
Steve Carell, John Oliver,
You know we don't end up this far. You know the way it is. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
You know we don't end up this far. You know the way it ...
The producer is like, "We'll run it a few times." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
The producer is like, "We'll run it a few times.&q...
I sit down and we're running it, and I'm nervous. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
I sit down and we're running it, and I'm nervous.
He goes, "Hey, man, just slow down. Alright?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
He goes, "Hey, man, just slow down. Alright?"
And he goes, "Hey, man, relax. You're funny." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:10
And he goes, "Hey, man, relax. You're funny."
You shouldn't relax." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
You shouldn't relax."
Everyone's, "How did it go?" You're like, "Positive thoughts." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
Everyone's, "How did it go?" You're like...
MCAT, DAT, you're going to the Caribbean, it's a wrap. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
MCAT, DAT, you're going to the Caribbean, it's a w...
You choked, right? Too real? It's real. We've all been there. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
You choked, right? Too real? It's real. We've all ...
And I can feel this turtle head coming out of my butt. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
And I can feel this turtle head coming out of my butt.
I'm really nervous. I'm pooping my pants. I'm like, "No!" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
I'm really nervous. I'm pooping my pants. I'm...
He's walking through the tunnel where the guests come, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
He's walking through the tunnel where the guests come,
So I just see a giant shadow walking towards me, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
So I just see a giant shadow walking towards me,
Boom! Twenty-two-time Emmy-award-winning Jon Stewart. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Boom! Twenty-two-time Emmy-award-winning Jon Stewart.