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Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King

"What's up?" Do that with this, and then lick the lipsand go, "What's up?" I'm practicing...

"What's up?" Do that with this, and then lick the lips
and go, "What's up?" I'm practicing it

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"What's up?"
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Do that with this, and then lick the lips and go, "What's up?"
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I'm practicing it.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
14
Timestamp in Movie
00:58:19
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

In his first stand-up special, Hasan Minhaj weaves humorous and heartbreaking anecdotes to tell his life story as an Indian-American Muslim. Topics include racism, bullying and meeting the demanding expectations of his immigrant p...
I get to the door, open the door, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
I get to the door, open the door,
Is someone sitting there? Cool." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
Is someone sitting there? Cool."
I'll just sit here, cool." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
I'll just sit here, cool."
When you see someone from your past, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
When you see someone from your past,
So all that Kanye juice just goes out of my body. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
So all that Kanye juice just goes out of my body.
It's like the adults in Charlie Brown. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
It's like the adults in Charlie Brown.
Say something." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
Say something."
You guys knew she was white? It went whiter than white. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
You guys knew she was white? It went whiter than white.
You weren't the same for me, fine. Whatever. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
You weren't the same for me, fine. Whatever.
But what makes matters worse is, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
But what makes matters worse is,
You knew how hard it was for me, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:14
You knew how hard it was for me,
And now, I'm trying to pursue my dreams, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:11
And now, I'm trying to pursue my dreams,
Why do you do that?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
Why do you do that?"
But you know we were 18, right? - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
But you know we were 18, right?
Do you know what it's like to have a parent that controls your life?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:18
Do you know what it's like to have a parent that contro...
I never thought you would want to talk to me ever again. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
I never thought you would want to talk to me ever again.
But the reason why I write about you - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
But the reason why I write about you
So even if you never want to talk to me ever again, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:13
So even if you never want to talk to me ever again,
"They did this to me. Fuck them." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
"They did this to me. Fuck them."
In that moment, I let it go. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
In that moment, I let it go.