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Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King

Why do you do that?" And she was like, "I am so sorry

Why do you do that?" And she was like, "I am so sorry

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Why do you do that?"
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And she was like, "I am so sorry.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
13
Timestamp in Movie
01:00:14
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

In his first stand-up special, Hasan Minhaj weaves humorous and heartbreaking anecdotes to tell his life story as an Indian-American Muslim. Topics include racism, bullying and meeting the demanding expectations of his immigrant p...
But you know we were 18, right? - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
But you know we were 18, right?
Do you know what it's like to have a parent that controls your life?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:18
Do you know what it's like to have a parent that contro...
I never thought you would want to talk to me ever again. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
I never thought you would want to talk to me ever again.
But the reason why I write about you - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
But the reason why I write about you
So even if you never want to talk to me ever again, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:13
So even if you never want to talk to me ever again,
"They did this to me. Fuck them." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
"They did this to me. Fuck them."
In that moment, I let it go. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
In that moment, I let it go.
But I had to ask her the question that we're all thinking. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
But I had to ask her the question that we're all thinki...
"What about Mr Rengatramanajananam?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
"What about Mr Rengatramanajananam?"
I needed money for a deposit so I called my mom." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:11
I needed money for a deposit so I called my mom."
So make up your mind.'" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
So make up your mind.'"
This isn't high school. Raj is a good person and so am I. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
This isn't high school. Raj is a good person and so am ...
I hope you make up your mind.'" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:10
I hope you make up your mind.'"
Why are you hunting down people from your past like a psycho? - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Why are you hunting down people from your past like a psycho...
You're not Liam Neeson. What is going on?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:11
You're not Liam Neeson. What is going on?"
"Sit here. You're good enough." But that's not the American dream. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
"Sit here. You're good enough." But that'...
It's not asking for a co-sign. It's what every generation did before you. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
It's not asking for a co-sign. It's what every gen...
You're not Hasan Minhaj. You're "Hussan Minhajj". - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
You're not Hasan Minhaj. You're "Hussan Minha...
This is new brown America. The dream is for you to take, so take that shit. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
This is new brown America. The dream is for you to take, so ...
Now I'm standing outside the restaurant and I can't even concentrate, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
Now I'm standing outside the restaurant and I can'...