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Why do we got to adhere to this weird shit from back over there?
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Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King

Why do we got to adhereto this weird shit from back over there?

Why do we got to adhere
to this weird shit from back over there?

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Why do we got to adhere to this weird shit from back over there?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
13
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:54
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

In his first stand-up special, Hasan Minhaj weaves humorous and heartbreaking anecdotes to tell his life story as an Indian-American Muslim. Topics include racism, bullying and meeting the demanding expectations of his immigrant p...
Fine. You should get married." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Fine. You should get married."
There's brown dads here, like, "If my son did that, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
There's brown dads here, like, "If my son did that...
We rally the troops, Me, Mom, Dad, Aisha, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
We rally the troops, Me, Mom, Dad, Aisha,
And we're about to pull up and we get to the door, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:14
And we're about to pull up and we get to the door,
He goes, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
He goes,
"What will people think?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:12
"What will people think?"
"I don't want to be a doctor!" "Log kya kahenge!" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
"I don't want to be a doctor!" "Log kya ...
"I don't want to marry!" "Log kya kahenge!" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
"I don't want to marry!" "Log kya kaheng...
I bet you, when Mahatma Gandhi told his parents - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:14
I bet you, when Mahatma Gandhi told his parents
Why are you bald and skinny? You're never going to get married." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
Why are you bald and skinny? You're never going to get ...
On that doorstep, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
On that doorstep,
How many times do we complain about racism in our community? - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
How many times do we complain about racism in our community?
Now the ball is in our court, we're going to be bigoted? - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
Now the ball is in our court, we're going to be bigoted...
Dad, I promise you, God doesn't like bigotry. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
Dad, I promise you, God doesn't like bigotry.
God's not like, 'You're racist. Good job.' - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
God's not like, 'You're racist. Good...
Number two, you want me to change my life - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
Number two, you want me to change my life
You want me to change my life for Naila Aunty? Fuck Naila Aunty. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
You want me to change my life for Naila Aunty? Fuck Naila Au...
My life?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
My life?"
Because I've played all my cards. So I can't say anything. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Because I've played all my cards. So I can't say a...
Now I'm losing hope. I'm, like, "Maybe this is bigger than me. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Now I'm losing hope. I'm, like, "Maybe this i...