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Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King

"Why do I have to pay taxes?" You're like, "Jesus..." We'd do everything...I remember...

"Why do I have to pay taxes?" You're like, "Jesus..." We'd do everything...
I remember being in the grocery store

Full Transcript

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"Why do I have to pay taxes?"
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You're like, "Jesus..."
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We'd do everything... I remember being in the grocery store.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:43
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

In his first stand-up special, Hasan Minhaj weaves humorous and heartbreaking anecdotes to tell his life story as an Indian-American Muslim. Topics include racism, bullying and meeting the demanding expectations of his immigrant p...
And we'd be walking through the aisles, and my dad would pick up yogurt. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
And we'd be walking through the aisles, and my dad woul...
"Ah, yogurt." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:22
"Ah, yogurt."
Life is tough and sometimes you don't know what you're doing. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
Life is tough and sometimes you don't know what you...
He has a little kid and I'm not making his life any easier. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
He has a little kid and I'm not making his life any eas...
I'm picking up soda and I'm like, "Ah!" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:12
I'm picking up soda and I'm like, "Ah!"
And then my dad would do what most brown parents do. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
And then my dad would do what most brown parents do.
And for the liberal white guilt, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
And for the liberal white guilt,
And I know some of you guys are like, "Hey, this is Davis, okay? - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
And I know some of you guys are like, "Hey, this is Dav...
I listen to NPR. Ira Glass says children are our future." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
I listen to NPR. Ira Glass says children are our future.&quo...
Have you seen the show called The Slap This is a real show on NBC - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:21
Have you seen the show called The Slap This is a real show...
Thirteen episodes for this kid? Are you kidding me? - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Thirteen episodes for this kid? Are you kidding me?
Do you know when brown kids get slapped? Every brown birthday party. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Do you know when brown kids get slapped? Every brown birthda...
And usually it's the kid whose birthday it is, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
And usually it's the kid whose birthday it is,
We go, "Ah, Biju got slapped on his birthday!" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
We go, "Ah, Biju got slapped on his birthday!"
That kid won't choke on camera. He's been slapped on camera. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
That kid won't choke on camera. He's been slapped ...
- Of course he can spell "knaidel". - Knaidel. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
- Of course he can spell "knaidel". - Knaidel.
This kid just won $30,000 cash. Nothing. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
This kid just won $30,000 cash. Nothing.
People ask, "Where does that come from?" Look at this kid's parents. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
People ask, "Where does that come from?" Look at t...
Your son just won the Scripps National Spelling Bee. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Your son just won the Scripps National Spelling Bee.
Look at his brother. His brother is like, "I'm fucked. I'm fucked. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Look at his brother. His brother is like, "I'm fuc...