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Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King

Why don't we study at your house?" I was like, "I've got to go." What, invite you over to...

Why don't we study at your house?" I was like, "I've got to go." What, invite you over to my house?

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Why don't we study at your house?"
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I was like, "I've got to go."
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What, invite you over to my house?
Duration
10 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:27
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

In his first stand-up special, Hasan Minhaj weaves humorous and heartbreaking anecdotes to tell his life story as an Indian-American Muslim. Topics include racism, bullying and meeting the demanding expectations of his immigrant p...
You walk in: "What language are you guys speaking? - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
You walk in: "What language are you guys speaking?
What's that smell?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:10
What's that smell?"
"Mom, Dad, a school friend is coming over. Everyone here, please be normal." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:11
"Mom, Dad, a school friend is coming over. Everyone her...
"Hasan, we're normal. Be proud. You should be proud." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
"Hasan, we're normal. Be proud. You should be prou...
So I'm looking at her, like, "Don't say anything. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
So I'm looking at her, like, "Don't say anyth...
Please don't say anything." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
Please don't say anything."
We should do this more often. This is really nice." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
We should do this more often. This is really nice."
I love you, my white princess." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
I love you, my white princess."
I can be me!" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
I can be me!"
One night, we're on the living room table. We're doing integrals. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
One night, we're on the living room table. We're d...
She closes her book. She's like, "Hey. It's late." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:12
She closes her book. She's like, "Hey. It's l...
"I should go home." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
"I should go home."
I said, "Wait, let me walk you out." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
I said, "Wait, let me walk you out."
She rams her arm into the door, leans out and gives me a kiss. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
She rams her arm into the door, leans out and gives me a kis...
"I love you." Drives off into the night. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
"I love you." Drives off into the night.
She knew the rules. No fun, no friends, no girlfriends. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
She knew the rules. No fun, no friends, no girlfriends.
All we had was that stolen moment in my driveway. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
All we had was that stolen moment in my driveway.
You guys are like, "I was getting handjobs when I was nine." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
You guys are like, "I was getting handjobs when I was n...
I was like, "Are we getting married? I have to change my pants. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
I was like, "Are we getting married? I have to change m...
When is the shaadi?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:15
When is the shaadi?"