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Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King

"Why? I gave you the first ride." And I'm looking down at her, and I'm like, "Man

"Why? I gave you the first ride." And I'm looking down at her, and I'm like, "Man

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"Why? I gave you the first ride."
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And I'm looking down at her,
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and I'm like, "Man...
Duration
9 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:53
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

In his first stand-up special, Hasan Minhaj weaves humorous and heartbreaking anecdotes to tell his life story as an Indian-American Muslim. Topics include racism, bullying and meeting the demanding expectations of his immigrant p...
I'm being a dick." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:10
I'm being a dick."
I'm supposed to be her big brother, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
I'm supposed to be her big brother,
And I'm out here stealing her bike? This is fucked up. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
And I'm out here stealing her bike? This is fucked up.
She's always like, "Oh, my God, you are so melodramatic. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
She's always like, "Oh, my God, you are so melodra...
You make me sound like a refugee baby." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
You make me sound like a refugee baby."
She went to an Ivy League law school. She does mergers and acquisitions now. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
She went to an Ivy League law school. She does mergers and a...
And then, when it came time for me to get married, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
And then, when it came time for me to get married,
Fuck. I heard you go, like, "Ugh!" I didn't punch you. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
Fuck. I heard you go, like, "Ugh!" I didn't p...
Hindus and Muslims are like the Montagues and Capulets of India. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Hindus and Muslims are like the Montagues and Capulets of In...
You're like, "What's the difference? You look the same." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
You're like, "What's the difference? You look...
Hindus don't eat beef. "No beef!" Right? - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Hindus don't eat beef. "No beef!" Right?
And Muslims, we don't eat pork. "Is that pepperoni pizza? No. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
And Muslims, we don't eat pork. "Is that pepperoni...
No pepperoni!" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
No pepperoni!"
They're like, "Oh! This is a statue of an elephant. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
They're like, "Oh! This is a statue of an elephant...
Muslims are like, "No statues! Calligraphy! We're about the alphabet. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Muslims are like, "No statues! Calligraphy! We're ...
We put that in our car. We're different." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
We put that in our car. We're different."
I'll just put this on the wall." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
I'll just put this on the wall."
We don't really, uh, like cartoons. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
We don't really, uh, like cartoons.
Because of this we've been killing each other for centuries. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
Because of this we've been killing each other for centu...
And I know the older generation doesn't like those jokes. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
And I know the older generation doesn't like those joke...