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Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King

Why? Princess from here down,Toad from here up

Why? Princess from here down,
Toad from here up

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Why? Princess from here down, Toad from here up.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:26
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

In his first stand-up special, Hasan Minhaj weaves humorous and heartbreaking anecdotes to tell his life story as an Indian-American Muslim. Topics include racism, bullying and meeting the demanding expectations of his immigrant p...
I've got this shit following me around on the playground. "Hasan bhai!" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:15
I've got this shit following me around on the playgroun...
"Hasan bhai!" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
"Hasan bhai!"
What's Hasan-bye?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
What's Hasan-bye?"
"Uh, I don't understand other cultures, bro. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
"Uh, I don't understand other cultures, bro.
What is that? What does it mean?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
What is that? What does it mean?"
"Shut up, Cody!" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
"Shut up, Cody!"
You're not my sister." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
You're not my sister."
She's going to tell Dad." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
She's going to tell Dad."
It was her first birthday in the US. She was turning five. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
It was her first birthday in the US. She was turning five.
So for her first birthday, he wanted it to be special. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
So for her first birthday, he wanted it to be special.
I can imagine being a father, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
I can imagine being a father,
So for her birthday, he brings everyone into the living room. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
So for her birthday, he brings everyone into the living room...
He drags in this big box and goes, "Aisha, open the box." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:13
He drags in this big box and goes, "Aisha, open the box...
And he reaches in, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
And he reaches in,
"Here you go, Aisha." He looks at me. "Happy Birthday." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
"Here you go, Aisha." He looks at me. "Happy ...
I'm livid. I'm like, "Yo, when did Home Depot Dad become Danny Tanner? - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
I'm livid. I'm like, "Yo, when did Home Depot...
And Aisha senses it. She's like, "Hasan bhai, why don't you take it out?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:10
And Aisha senses it. She's like, "Hasan bhai, why ...
"That's my bike. Thank you." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
"That's my bike. Thank you."
I see you getting mad. "Hell, no. I have a personality." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
I see you getting mad. "Hell, no. I have a personality....
"Whoa! I have opinions." No, you don't. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
"Whoa! I have opinions." No, you don't.