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You are shitting on my dreams.
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Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King

You are shitting on my dreams." I didn't say that. I would have gottena slap. I wanted to...

You are shitting on my dreams." I didn't say that. I would have gotten
a slap. I wanted to say that

Full Transcript

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You are shitting on my dreams."
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I didn't say that. I would have gotten a slap. I wanted to say that.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:34
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

In his first stand-up special, Hasan Minhaj weaves humorous and heartbreaking anecdotes to tell his life story as an Indian-American Muslim. Topics include racism, bullying and meeting the demanding expectations of his immigrant p...
That's when I realized - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
That's when I realized
You're going to fight with your parents, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
You're going to fight with your parents,
I could have been like, "Dad, fight me. I want that bike." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:12
I could have been like, "Dad, fight me. I want that bik...
And my mom, she would come and visit, and just kill the mom game. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
And my mom, she would come and visit, and just kill the mom ...
One year, she came to school and brought me a Ghostbusters proton pack. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
One year, she came to school and brought me a Ghostbusters p...
The wheelie thing, the backpack, the gun that catches ghosts... - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
The wheelie thing, the backpack, the gun that catches ghosts...
Kids were losing their minds. "What? Saddam Hussein's a Ghostbuster?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:12
Kids were losing their minds. "What? Saddam Hussein...
I was very emo. I was like Drake. I missed that girl. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
I was very emo. I was like Drake. I missed that girl.
I need her, Dad. She used to call me on my phone." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:10
I need her, Dad. She used to call me on my phone."
I don't care what anyone says. It's difficult to get in this country. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
I don't care what anyone says. It's difficult to g...
It's not like a broken condom where you're like, "I'm in!" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
It's not like a broken condom where you're like, &...
I put on my Ghostbusters proton pack. I'm standing there. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
I put on my Ghostbusters proton pack. I'm standing ther...
I can be an Indian ghostbuster." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
I can be an Indian ghostbuster."
And then immediately behind my mom, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
And then immediately behind my mom,
"Hasan bhai!" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:10
"Hasan bhai!"
What happened was, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:11
What happened was,
Remember how I told you that immigrants love secrets? - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
Remember how I told you that immigrants love secrets?
He says, "Hug her." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:17
He says, "Hug her."
I was like, "Build that wall." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:11
I was like, "Build that wall."
I say we tell them to go back where they came from." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:10
I say we tell them to go back where they came from."