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Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King

You shouldn't relax." And I can feel it. I'm choking.We've all been there

You shouldn't relax." And I can feel it. I'm choking.
We've all been there

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You shouldn't relax."
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And I can feel it. I'm choking. We've all been there.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
12
Timestamp in Movie
01:07:02
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

In his first stand-up special, Hasan Minhaj weaves humorous and heartbreaking anecdotes to tell his life story as an Indian-American Muslim. Topics include racism, bullying and meeting the demanding expectations of his immigrant p...
Everyone's, "How did it go?" You're like, "Positive thoughts." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
Everyone's, "How did it go?" You're like...
MCAT, DAT, you're going to the Caribbean, it's a wrap. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
MCAT, DAT, you're going to the Caribbean, it's a w...
You choked, right? Too real? It's real. We've all been there. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
You choked, right? Too real? It's real. We've all ...
And I can feel this turtle head coming out of my butt. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
And I can feel this turtle head coming out of my butt.
I'm really nervous. I'm pooping my pants. I'm like, "No!" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
I'm really nervous. I'm pooping my pants. I'm...
He's walking through the tunnel where the guests come, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
He's walking through the tunnel where the guests come,
So I just see a giant shadow walking towards me, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
So I just see a giant shadow walking towards me,
Boom! Twenty-two-time Emmy-award-winning Jon Stewart. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Boom! Twenty-two-time Emmy-award-winning Jon Stewart.
Boom! I redefined political satire and comedy. What have you done?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:10
Boom! I redefined political satire and comedy. What have you...
Then he steps into the light, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
Then he steps into the light,
And I look at him, and I'm like... - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
And I look at him, and I'm like...
"Dad?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
"Dad?"
I could feel it, like he'd slapped me in a previous life. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
I could feel it, like he'd slapped me in a previous lif...
I was like, "I know this hand!" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
I was like, "I know this hand!"
The prompter guy: "What are you doing?" "I got this." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
The prompter guy: "What are you doing?" "I go...
And I stuck my landing like a Russian gymnast. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
And I stuck my landing like a Russian gymnast.
"Hey, man, where are you going?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
"Hey, man, where are you going?"
I've got to go back to LA." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:13
I've got to go back to LA."
So I'll see you Monday, right?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:10
So I'll see you Monday, right?"
Say what you got to say." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:22
Say what you got to say."