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Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

Features comedian Hasan Minhaj as he shares his thoughts on fertility, fatherhood, and freedom of speech by discussing some of his recent life events.

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Prashanth Venkataramanujam

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documentary, comedy

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186K Films

Awards

1 nomination

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For years!
The secret was killing me, man. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

For years! The secret was killing me, man.

I was at The Daily Show. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

I was at The Daily Show.

"Hey, friend, what's going on?" - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

"Hey, friend, what's going on?"

Dude, I felt lied to my entire life. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

Dude, I felt lied to my entire life.

Growing up, they told me
my sperm is radioactive. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

Growing up, they told me my sperm is radioactive.

Do you remember the way
they would horrify us young boys? - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

Do you remember the way they would horrify us young boys?

"Watch out, boys." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

"Watch out, boys."

And anyone going through
fertility problems, - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

And anyone going through fertility problems,

Me and Beena, we'd be up late at night
having these really tough conversations. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

Me and Beena, we'd be up late at night having these rea...

You know, "Is this gonna happen for us?" - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

You know, "Is this gonna happen for us?"

We'll show him off at parties,
just this chubby white kid with asthma. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

We'll show him off at parties, just this chubby white k...

He's just like, "Hi."
"I'm Bradley Minhaj." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

He's just like, "Hi." "I'm Bradley ...

Beena's like, "I don't want a white baby." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

Beena's like, "I don't want a white...

She has 961 cousins…
at this show tonight. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

She has 961 cousins… at this show tonight.

So that family shit runs deep. Yeah! - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

So that family shit runs deep. Yeah!

You ever notice that
every motel you've ever stayed at, - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

You ever notice that every motel you've ever stayed at,

Look at the name tag: "Patel." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

Look at the name tag: "Patel."

If you've stayed at a Hampton Inn,
a La Quinta Inn, a Quality Inn, - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

If you've stayed at a Hampton Inn, a La Quinta Inn, a Q...

For centuries we have been debating: - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

For centuries we have been debating:

Only Gujarati Indians would choose
a family business you could live at. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

Only Gujarati Indians would choose a family business you cou...

I was like, "Come on, babe,
I just got verified on Instagram." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

I was like, "Come on, babe, I just got verified on Inst...

'Cause a lot of doctors are my age. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

'Cause a lot of doctors are my age.

She's like, "Dr. Gupta will see you now." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

She's like, "Dr. Gupta will see you now."

I go, "Arjun, how are you licensed?" - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

I go, "Arjun, how are you licensed?"

Doctors of osteopathic medicine
hate that joke. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

Doctors of osteopathic medicine hate that joke.

So, MDs and DOs, - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

So, MDs and DOs,

The only thing is, a DO's sense of humor - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

The only thing is, a DO's sense of humor

You see those seats way back there,
those are the DO seats. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

You see those seats way back there, those are the DO seats.

Life gets very real when
"don't want" becomes "can't have." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

Life gets very real when "don't want" becomes...

So I'm sitting there naked, - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

So I'm sitting there naked,

And I turn, and Arjun is looking at me. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

And I turn, and Arjun is looking at me.

And I go, "Fuck it, give me the fade." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

And I go, "Fuck it, give me the fade."

I look down, I'm in a huge diaper - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

I look down, I'm in a huge diaper

And I look up and I just see Arjun, - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

And I look up and I just see Arjun,

Six weeks later, me and Beena, - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

Six weeks later, me and Beena,

Beena gets pregnant, finally,
four years in the making. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

Beena gets pregnant, finally, four years in the making.

I didn't know this.
Now they just throw the baby on the dad. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

I didn't know this. Now they just throw the baby on the...

They're like, "Do you love it forever?"
I'm like, "It's wet." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

They're like, "Do you love it forever?" I...

I'm like, "It looks like Bradley, return." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

I'm like, "It looks like Bradley, return."

And she goes, "Can you believe it?" - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

And she goes, "Can you believe it?"

"Promise me, Hasan." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

"Promise me, Hasan."

And I'm holding this little gulab jamun,
this little brown ball. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

And I'm holding this little gulab jamun, this little br...

I was like, "Oh, you're one of us." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

I was like, "Oh, you're one of us."

I was like, "Oh, my God,
I've never felt this before in my life." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

I was like, "Oh, my God, I've never felt this befo...

Here's how I know we both
unconditionally love my daughter. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

Here's how I know we both unconditionally love my daugh...

Now, as you know, we could not
adopt a white baby, my wife is a racist. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

Now, as you know, we could not adopt a white baby, my wife i...

But… - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

We live in Greenwich, Connecticut. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

We live in Greenwich, Connecticut.

Ooh, yeah, it's Get Out white. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

Ooh, yeah, it's Get Out white.

You're like, "Really?" - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

You're like, "Really?"

I want her to see how gritty and grimy
and corrupt the real world is. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

I want her to see how gritty and grimy and corrupt the real ...

Every morning she wakes up
and she sees bankers and traders - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

Every morning she wakes up and she sees bankers and traders

And I go, "Look, babe, criminals!" - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

And I go, "Look, babe, criminals!"

Look, I used to own a black Toyota Camry,
but I had to get rid of it - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

Look, I used to own a black Toyota Camry, but I had to get r...

All the hedge fund dads are like,
"Hey! Welcome to Photo Day, Dad." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

All the hedge fund dads are like, "Hey! Welcome to Phot...

We're still doing one photo
like it's the goddamn 1800s? - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

We're still doing one photo like it's the goddamn ...

"Just today we shall take one photo - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

"Just today we shall take one photo

She has snot all over her face. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

She has snot all over her face.

Just, ckckck… - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

Just, ckckck…

And Connor audibly goes, - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

And Connor audibly goes,

I'm like, "Oh, this hedge fund criminal - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

I'm like, "Oh, this hedge fund criminal

And I pull the green straw
out of my iced coffee. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

And I pull the green straw out of my iced coffee.

And I walk over…
and I tilt her head back and I… - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

And I walk over… and I tilt her head back and I…

Look, man, I got a thousand photos - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

Look, man, I got a thousand photos

Because for four years, I never thought
that I would be ready to be a dad. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

Because for four years, I never thought that I would be read...

But on that day… - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

But on that day…

When I look out here tonight,
I see so many broken dreams. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

When I look out here tonight, I see so many broken dreams.

Anything is possible. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

Anything is possible.

The only thing that ever
gave me control was comedy. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

The only thing that ever gave me control was comedy.

Thank God I have comedy.
I have no other discernible skills. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

Thank God I have comedy. I have no other discernible skills.

I was 16 years old, it's 2002.
I'll never forget this. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

I was 16 years old, it's 2002. I'll never forget t...

So, I'm a junior,
and during fourth period, - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

So, I'm a junior, and during fourth period,

And I'm in the back of the mosque, - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

And I'm in the back of the mosque,

Just bald, all trap, no neck,
barbed-wire tattoo. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

Just bald, all trap, no neck, barbed-wire tattoo.

"Hi." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

"I'm here to convert to Islam." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

"I'm here to convert to Islam."

"He's spying on us, I'm sorry.
He's just not that into you." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

"He's spying on us, I'm sorry. He's just...

He's in our living room eating Indian food
with a fork and knife. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

He's in our living room eating Indian food with a fork ...

I'm like, "Motherfucker, use your hands.
Commit to the role." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

I'm like, "Motherfucker, use your hands. Commit to...

So he puts his arm on my shoulder,
he goes, "Hey, bro, what's up?" - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

So he puts his arm on my shoulder, he goes, "Hey, bro, ...

But if you saw me at 16, - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

But if you saw me at 16,

This is what Will Moroski looks like now. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

This is what Will Moroski looks like now.

Yo, Will Moroski is built
like a Greek God. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

Yo, Will Moroski is built like a Greek God.

Pecs, abs, bulge. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

Pecs, abs, bulge.

And I will slowly… - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

And I will slowly…

And Beena will wake up, - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

And Beena will wake up,

…OnlyFans?" - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

This is a personal attack, no!
This is a personal attack! - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

This is a personal attack, no! This is a personal attack!

When he dropped this photo, - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

When he dropped this photo,

He tagged all of us. He's like,
"Hey, what's up, man? I'm Kumail." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

He tagged all of us. He's like, "Hey, what's ...

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Features comedian Hasan Minhaj as he shares his thoughts on fertility, fatherhood, and freedom of speech by discussing some of his recent life events.

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Director: Prashanth Venkataramanujam

Writer: Hasan Minhaj

Production: 186K Films

Genre: documentary, comedy

Year: 2022

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 7.6

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 04 Oct 2022

Awards: 1 nomination

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