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Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

And Beena will wake up, and she'll be like, "Are you looking at…

And Beena will wake up, and she'll be like, "Are you looking at…

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And Beena will wake up,
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and she'll be like, "Are you looking at…
Duration
5 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:42
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
186K Films

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Movie Summary

Features comedian Hasan Minhaj as he shares his thoughts on fertility, fatherhood, and freedom of speech by discussing some of his recent life events.
…OnlyFans?" - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:23
…OnlyFans?"
This is a personal attack, no! This is a personal attack! - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:05
This is a personal attack, no! This is a personal attack!
When he dropped this photo, - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:06
When he dropped this photo,
He tagged all of us. He's like, "Hey, what's up, man? I'm Kumail." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:20
He tagged all of us. He's like, "Hey, what's ...
Five foot two, built like a laddu, he's eating pasta all day, right? - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:04
Five foot two, built like a laddu, he's eating pasta al...
He's just like, "Ooh, yummy, ooh!" - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:11
He's just like, "Ooh, yummy, ooh!"
You think I can eat pasta when this exists? - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:04
You think I can eat pasta when this exists?
This is cyberbullying! - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:06
This is cyberbullying!
So we're at 24 Hour Fitness, and… - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:10
So we're at 24 Hour Fitness, and…
This dude is power cleaning 400s. He's like… - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:04
This dude is power cleaning 400s. He's like…
I'm like, "All right, slow and steady wins the race." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:48
I'm like, "All right, slow and steady wins the rac...
I'm like, Imaran, what's wrong? He's like, "Dude, this is crazy!" - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:16
I'm like, Imaran, what's wrong? He's like, &q...
"Imaran, Eric is a cop!" - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:18
"Imaran, Eric is a cop!"
I go, "Hey, Eric." He's like, "What?" - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:14
I go, "Hey, Eric." He's like,...
I look outside, 15 police cars are in the parking lot. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:04
I look outside, 15 police cars are in the parking lot.
Imaran called the cops. They bum-rush the 24 Hour Fitness. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:05
Imaran called the cops. They bum-rush the 24 Hour Fitness.
They run past Brother Eric, they grab me! - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:08
They run past Brother Eric, they grab me!
And my head is against the hood of the car and I look out, - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:09
And my head is against the hood of the car and I look out,
Now it's a whole scene, and I hear a car door open. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:04
Now it's a whole scene, and I hear a car door open.
She's like, "Hasan?" - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:07
She's like, "Hasan?"