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Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

"Everybody." "Do you have to do that?" I'm like, "I don't know."

"Everybody." "Do you have to do that?" I'm like, "I don't know."

Full Transcript

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"Everybody."
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"Do you have to do that?"
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I'm like, "I don't know."
Duration
9 seconds
Views
123
Timestamp in Movie
00:50:27
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
186K Films

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Movie Summary

Features comedian Hasan Minhaj as he shares his thoughts on fertility, fatherhood, and freedom of speech by discussing some of his recent life events.
"I don't know why I'm doing this." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:09
"I don't know why I'm doing this."
She goes, "Okay, we're going to talk about this once, - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:19
She goes, "Okay, we're going to talk about this on...
She goes, "I'm pregnant." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:39
She goes, "I'm pregnant."
It's crazy because the first joke I ever told saved my life. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:06
It's crazy because the first joke I ever told saved my ...
And now my stupid-ass jokes almost cost me my baby's life. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:04
And now my stupid-ass jokes almost cost me my baby's li...
I'm like, yeah, fuck this. This is out of control. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:04
I'm like, yeah, fuck this. This is out of control.
I wanna live while more talented people die around me. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:05
I wanna live while more talented people die around me.
Beena goes, "Do you know what the saddest part is, Hasan?" - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:25
Beena goes, "Do you know what the saddest part is, Hasa...
Every time I open up my phone, I just see it: - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:08
Every time I open up my phone, I just see it:
"Oh, why does this cartoon look like Hasan Minhaj?" - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:06
"Oh, why does this cartoon look like Hasan Minhaj?"...
"Oh, brown girls be fighting over diet Hasan Minhaj." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:07
"Oh, brown girls be fighting over diet Hasan Minhaj.&qu...
If I can hear what you're saying about me, - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:06
If I can hear what you're saying about me,
They don't like being made fun of. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:04
They don't like being made fun of.
Because no matter how much money or power or fame you have, - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:11
Because no matter how much money or power or fame you have,
So I go, "Babe, let me make this up to my daughter - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:12
So I go, "Babe, let me make this up to my daughter
It's the Scholastic Book Fair! - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:04
It's the Scholastic Book Fair!
Yes! Do you remember the Scholastic Book Fair, - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:06
Yes! Do you remember the Scholastic Book Fair,
The doors would open, the Scholastic Book man would walk out - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:21
The doors would open, the Scholastic Book man would walk out
And she's walking out of the book fair with the books, - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:04
And she's walking out of the book fair with the books,
I go, "Beena, what do we do?" - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:47
I go, "Beena, what do we do?"