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Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

He can't even record this moment.Did it even happen?

He can't even record this moment.
Did it even happen?

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He can't even record this moment. Did it even happen?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
145
Timestamp in Movie
00:46:31
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
186K Films

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Movie Summary

Features comedian Hasan Minhaj as he shares his thoughts on fertility, fatherhood, and freedom of speech by discussing some of his recent life events.
You have to remember it in your mind like a fuckin' loser? - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:05
You have to remember it in your mind like a fuckin' los...
If I only got 86 likes on a photo, I would kill myself. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:07
If I only got 86 likes on a photo, I would kill myself.
Do you know how many likes daddy got on his Kushner dunk? - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:06
Do you know how many likes daddy got on his Kushner dunk?
Oh, daddy got 347,391. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:07
Oh, daddy got 347,391.
Oh, and once you get a taste of the cocaine clout, - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:06
Oh, and once you get a taste of the cocaine clout,
I had to go harder in the paint. I'll die for these likes! - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:05
I had to go harder in the paint. I'll die for these lik...
Oh, I know, let's go after every single dictator in the world. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:05
Oh, I know, let's go after every single dictator in the...
To fuck with Indian family members, I went to the Trump/Modi rally in Houston. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:05
To fuck with Indian family members, I went to the Trump/Modi...
I put it up on Instagram, it goes platinum again! - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:04
I put it up on Instagram, it goes platinum again!
I get to my apartment building, even my doorman sees me - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:27
I get to my apartment building, even my doorman sees me
I flip it over and all this white powder falls into the stroller. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:06
I flip it over and all this white powder falls into the stro...
We rush down to NYU, - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:06
We rush down to NYU,
And the moment they see the baby, they just rip the clothes off her - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:05
And the moment they see the baby, they just rip the clothes ...
And me and Beena, we're sitting in the waiting room for hours, - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:05
And me and Beena, we're sitting in the waiting room for...
And the investigator reaches into his pocket - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:10
And the investigator reaches into his pocket
He goes, "Mr. Minhaj, you're very lucky." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:22
He goes, "Mr. Minhaj, you're very lucky."
"Everybody." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:09
"Everybody."
"I don't know why I'm doing this." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:09
"I don't know why I'm doing this."
She goes, "Okay, we're going to talk about this once, - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:19
She goes, "Okay, we're going to talk about this on...
She goes, "I'm pregnant." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:39
She goes, "I'm pregnant."