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Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

�drugs?" I'm like, "No!" "Terrorism." She starts laughing

�drugs?" I'm like, "No!" "Terrorism." She starts laughing

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:02.291
…drugs?"
00:00:03.543 --> 00:00:05.378
I'm like, "No!"
00:00:05.461 --> 00:00:06.088
"Terrorism."
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She starts laughing.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:42
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
186K Films

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Movie Summary

Features comedian Hasan Minhaj as he shares his thoughts on fertility, fatherhood, and freedom of speech by discussing some of his recent life events.
And that is the first joke I ever landed. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:07
And that is the first joke I ever landed.
The moment I landed that joke, I was in control. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:05
The moment I landed that joke, I was in control.
He's just like, "Fuck!" - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:12
He's just like, "Fuck!"
I'm back at home, I'm with my dad, and my dad is doing that thing - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:07
I'm back at home, I'm with my dad, and my dad is d...
And that night he happens to be watching - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:23
And that night he happens to be watching
And that night they were doing a story about an undercover agent - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:09
And that night they were doing a story about an undercover a...
…what a crazy story of mystery and high jinks." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:53
…what a crazy story of mystery and high jinks."
Then I find out, in Lodi, California, one town next to me, - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:08
Then I find out, in Lodi, California, one town next to me,
I'm like, "What if I complied that night like Hamid?" - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:08
I'm like, "What if I complied that night like Hami...
That's why, when I finally got my own shot - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:16
That's why, when I finally got my own shot
I'm gonna name my show after the same program you used to spy on us. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:06
I'm gonna name my show after the same program you used ...
And on Patriot Act, I was in control, - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:10
And on Patriot Act, I was in control,
That's why, when Washington Post journalist Jamal Khashoggi - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:13
That's why, when Washington Post journalist Jamal Khash...
I was like, "Saudi, hear me out. It's your boy, Hasan." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:06
I was like, "Saudi, hear me out. It's your boy, Ha...
I think murder is bad. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:05
I think murder is bad.
And the kingdom was like, "You have gone too far, Minhaj!" - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:11
And the kingdom was like, "You have gone too far, Minha...
Saudi Arabian officials cited article six of their anti-cyber crime law. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:05
Saudi Arabian officials cited article six of their anti-cybe...
It was in Arabic, so I cut-and-copied it, put it in Google Translate, - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:13
It was in Arabic, so I cut-and-copied it, put it in Google T...
Now, as crazy as that sounds, here's where the story gets even crazier. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:06
Now, as crazy as that sounds, here's where the story ge...
I haven't talked about this publicly, - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:12
I haven't talked about this publicly,