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Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

Here's how I know we bothunconditionally love my daughter

Here's how I know we both
unconditionally love my daughter

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Here's how I know we both unconditionally love my daughter.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:54
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
186K Films

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Movie Summary

Features comedian Hasan Minhaj as he shares his thoughts on fertility, fatherhood, and freedom of speech by discussing some of his recent life events.
Now, as you know, we could not adopt a white baby, my wife is a racist. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:04
Now, as you know, we could not adopt a white baby, my wife i...
But… - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:05
But…
We live in Greenwich, Connecticut. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:05
We live in Greenwich, Connecticut.
Ooh, yeah, it's Get Out white. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:05
Ooh, yeah, it's Get Out white.
You're like, "Really?" - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:08
You're like, "Really?"
I want her to see how gritty and grimy and corrupt the real world is. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:07
I want her to see how gritty and grimy and corrupt the real ...
Every morning she wakes up and she sees bankers and traders - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:05
Every morning she wakes up and she sees bankers and traders
And I go, "Look, babe, criminals!" - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:15
And I go, "Look, babe, criminals!"
Look, I used to own a black Toyota Camry, but I had to get rid of it - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:07
Look, I used to own a black Toyota Camry, but I had to get r...
All the hedge fund dads are like, "Hey! Welcome to Photo Day, Dad." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:13
All the hedge fund dads are like, "Hey! Welcome to Phot...
We're still doing one photo like it's the goddamn 1800s? - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:05
We're still doing one photo like it's the goddamn ...
"Just today we shall take one photo - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:31
"Just today we shall take one photo
She has snot all over her face. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:04
She has snot all over her face.
Just, ckckck… - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:10
Just, ckckck…
And Connor audibly goes, - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:10
And Connor audibly goes,
I'm like, "Oh, this hedge fund criminal - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:11
I'm like, "Oh, this hedge fund criminal
And I pull the green straw out of my iced coffee. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:05
And I pull the green straw out of my iced coffee.
And I walk over… and I tilt her head back and I… - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:13
And I walk over… and I tilt her head back and I…
Look, man, I got a thousand photos - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:07
Look, man, I got a thousand photos
Because for four years, I never thought that I would be ready to be a dad. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:07
Because for four years, I never thought that I would be read...