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Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

I was at The Daily Show. Every day, Trevor Noah would come up to mewith those cute-ass...

I was at The Daily Show. Every day, Trevor Noah would come up to me
with those cute-ass pimples

Full Transcript

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I was at The Daily Show.
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Every day, Trevor Noah would come up to me with those cute-ass pimples.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:00:42
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
186K Films

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Movie Summary

Features comedian Hasan Minhaj as he shares his thoughts on fertility, fatherhood, and freedom of speech by discussing some of his recent life events.
"Hey, friend, what's going on?" - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:13
"Hey, friend, what's going on?"
Dude, I felt lied to my entire life. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:04
Dude, I felt lied to my entire life.
Growing up, they told me my sperm is radioactive. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:05
Growing up, they told me my sperm is radioactive.
Do you remember the way they would horrify us young boys? - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:04
Do you remember the way they would horrify us young boys?
"Watch out, boys." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:35
"Watch out, boys."
And anyone going through fertility problems, - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:08
And anyone going through fertility problems,
Me and Beena, we'd be up late at night having these really tough conversations. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:05
Me and Beena, we'd be up late at night having these rea...
You know, "Is this gonna happen for us?" - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:19
You know, "Is this gonna happen for us?"
We'll show him off at parties, just this chubby white kid with asthma. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:04
We'll show him off at parties, just this chubby white k...
He's just like, "Hi." "I'm Bradley Minhaj." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:27
He's just like, "Hi." "I'm Bradley ...
Beena's like, "I don't want a white baby." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:21
Beena's like, "I don't want a white...
She has 961 cousins… at this show tonight. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:05
She has 961 cousins… at this show tonight.
So that family shit runs deep. Yeah! - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:04
So that family shit runs deep. Yeah!
You ever notice that every motel you've ever stayed at, - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:05
You ever notice that every motel you've ever stayed at,
Look at the name tag: "Patel." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:06
Look at the name tag: "Patel."
If you've stayed at a Hampton Inn, a La Quinta Inn, a Quality Inn, - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:07
If you've stayed at a Hampton Inn, a La Quinta Inn, a Q...
For centuries we have been debating: - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:08
For centuries we have been debating:
Only Gujarati Indians would choose a family business you could live at. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:06
Only Gujarati Indians would choose a family business you cou...
I was like, "Come on, babe, I just got verified on Instagram." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:35
I was like, "Come on, babe, I just got verified on Inst...
'Cause a lot of doctors are my age. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:04
'Cause a lot of doctors are my age.