To watch in HD, get ClipCafe PRO
I was just like,
Please log in to add to collections.
Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

I was just like, "Elena." "What's up, girl?" "What are you doing here?" She's like, "Are...

I was just like, "Elena." "What's up, girl?" "What are you doing here?" She's like, "Are you selling…

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:02.835
I was just like, "Elena."
00:00:05.088 --> 00:00:06.213
"What's up, girl?"
00:00:08.633 --> 00:00:09.927
"What are you doing here?"
00:00:11.093 --> 00:00:13.001
She's like, "Are you selling…
Duration
13 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:27
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
186K Films

Want This Clip in HD?

Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →

Movie Summary

Features comedian Hasan Minhaj as he shares his thoughts on fertility, fatherhood, and freedom of speech by discussing some of his recent life events.
…drugs?" - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:11
…drugs?"
And that is the first joke I ever landed. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:07
And that is the first joke I ever landed.
The moment I landed that joke, I was in control. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:05
The moment I landed that joke, I was in control.
He's just like, "Fuck!" - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:12
He's just like, "Fuck!"
I'm back at home, I'm with my dad, and my dad is doing that thing - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:07
I'm back at home, I'm with my dad, and my dad is d...
And that night he happens to be watching - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:23
And that night he happens to be watching
And that night they were doing a story about an undercover agent - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:09
And that night they were doing a story about an undercover a...
…what a crazy story of mystery and high jinks." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:53
…what a crazy story of mystery and high jinks."
Then I find out, in Lodi, California, one town next to me, - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:08
Then I find out, in Lodi, California, one town next to me,
I'm like, "What if I complied that night like Hamid?" - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:08
I'm like, "What if I complied that night like Hami...
That's why, when I finally got my own shot - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:16
That's why, when I finally got my own shot
I'm gonna name my show after the same program you used to spy on us. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:06
I'm gonna name my show after the same program you used ...
And on Patriot Act, I was in control, - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:10
And on Patriot Act, I was in control,
That's why, when Washington Post journalist Jamal Khashoggi - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:13
That's why, when Washington Post journalist Jamal Khash...
I was like, "Saudi, hear me out. It's your boy, Hasan." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:06
I was like, "Saudi, hear me out. It's your boy, Ha...
I think murder is bad. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:05
I think murder is bad.
And the kingdom was like, "You have gone too far, Minhaj!" - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:11
And the kingdom was like, "You have gone too far, Minha...
Saudi Arabian officials cited article six of their anti-cyber crime law. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:05
Saudi Arabian officials cited article six of their anti-cybe...
It was in Arabic, so I cut-and-copied it, put it in Google Translate, - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:13
It was in Arabic, so I cut-and-copied it, put it in Google T...
Now, as crazy as that sounds, here's where the story gets even crazier. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:06
Now, as crazy as that sounds, here's where the story ge...