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Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

I put it up on Instagram,it goes platinum again!

I put it up on Instagram,
it goes platinum again!

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I put it up on Instagram, it goes platinum again!
Duration
4 seconds
Views
152
Timestamp in Movie
00:48:18
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
186K Films

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Movie Summary

Features comedian Hasan Minhaj as he shares his thoughts on fertility, fatherhood, and freedom of speech by discussing some of his recent life events.
I get to my apartment building, even my doorman sees me - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:27
I get to my apartment building, even my doorman sees me
I flip it over and all this white powder falls into the stroller. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:06
I flip it over and all this white powder falls into the stro...
We rush down to NYU, - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:06
We rush down to NYU,
And the moment they see the baby, they just rip the clothes off her - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:05
And the moment they see the baby, they just rip the clothes ...
And me and Beena, we're sitting in the waiting room for hours, - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:05
And me and Beena, we're sitting in the waiting room for...
And the investigator reaches into his pocket - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:10
And the investigator reaches into his pocket
He goes, "Mr. Minhaj, you're very lucky." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:22
He goes, "Mr. Minhaj, you're very lucky."
"Everybody." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:09
"Everybody."
"I don't know why I'm doing this." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:09
"I don't know why I'm doing this."
She goes, "Okay, we're going to talk about this once, - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:19
She goes, "Okay, we're going to talk about this on...
She goes, "I'm pregnant." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:39
She goes, "I'm pregnant."
It's crazy because the first joke I ever told saved my life. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:06
It's crazy because the first joke I ever told saved my ...
And now my stupid-ass jokes almost cost me my baby's life. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:04
And now my stupid-ass jokes almost cost me my baby's li...
I'm like, yeah, fuck this. This is out of control. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:04
I'm like, yeah, fuck this. This is out of control.
I wanna live while more talented people die around me. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:05
I wanna live while more talented people die around me.
Beena goes, "Do you know what the saddest part is, Hasan?" - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:25
Beena goes, "Do you know what the saddest part is, Hasa...
Every time I open up my phone, I just see it: - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:08
Every time I open up my phone, I just see it:
"Oh, why does this cartoon look like Hasan Minhaj?" - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:06
"Oh, why does this cartoon look like Hasan Minhaj?"...
"Oh, brown girls be fighting over diet Hasan Minhaj." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:07
"Oh, brown girls be fighting over diet Hasan Minhaj.&qu...
If I can hear what you're saying about me, - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:06
If I can hear what you're saying about me,