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Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

I'm gonna name my show afterthe same program you used to spy on us

I'm gonna name my show after
the same program you used to spy on us

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I'm gonna name my show after the same program you used to spy on us.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:31
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
186K Films

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Movie Summary

Features comedian Hasan Minhaj as he shares his thoughts on fertility, fatherhood, and freedom of speech by discussing some of his recent life events.
And on Patriot Act, I was in control, - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:10
And on Patriot Act, I was in control,
That's why, when Washington Post journalist Jamal Khashoggi - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:13
That's why, when Washington Post journalist Jamal Khash...
I was like, "Saudi, hear me out. It's your boy, Hasan." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:06
I was like, "Saudi, hear me out. It's your boy, Ha...
I think murder is bad. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:05
I think murder is bad.
And the kingdom was like, "You have gone too far, Minhaj!" - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:11
And the kingdom was like, "You have gone too far, Minha...
Saudi Arabian officials cited article six of their anti-cyber crime law. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:05
Saudi Arabian officials cited article six of their anti-cybe...
It was in Arabic, so I cut-and-copied it, put it in Google Translate, - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:13
It was in Arabic, so I cut-and-copied it, put it in Google T...
Now, as crazy as that sounds, here's where the story gets even crazier. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:06
Now, as crazy as that sounds, here's where the story ge...
I haven't talked about this publicly, - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:12
I haven't talked about this publicly,
I'm serious, he came to New York City, - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:06
I'm serious, he came to New York City,
Dude, he met with Michael Bloomberg - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:07
Dude, he met with Michael Bloomberg
He's just like, "Welcome to Starbucks, Your Highness." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:08
He's just like, "Welcome to Starbucks, Your Highne...
Let me slide in the DMs, it will be funny. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:04
Let me slide in the DMs, it will be funny.
Now, Beena has a slightly different take - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:08
Now, Beena has a slightly different take
And I do PowerPoint comedy. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:05
And I do PowerPoint comedy.
So she's like, "Hasan, do not antagonize the Saudis." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:20
So she's like, "Hasan, do not antagonize the Saudi...
And I'm like, "Come on, let me write a letter to Santa!" - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:10
And I'm like, "Come on, let me write a letter to S...
"Dear Hasan Minhaj, we read your letter." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:14
"Dear Hasan Minhaj, we read your letter."
Now, I have to be honest with you guys, there is a slight difference - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:11
Now, I have to be honest with you guys, there is a slight di...
So me and Jim, we go from New York City all the way down to Washington, D.C. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:06
So me and Jim, we go from New York City all the way down to ...