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Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

"Just today we shall take one photo of your daughter!" "Come, sit upon the wooden stool."...

"Just today we shall take one photo of your daughter!" "Come, sit upon the wooden stool." "Turn, look back at it." "Here is a photo
of your firstborn blinking, no retakes." I'm like, "That seems fair." "$89.99. Thank you, Lifetouch." "What a deal." "I'll put this in my wallet
that I don't own anymore." I put it on her stool, right?

Full Transcript

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"Just today we shall take one photo
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of your daughter!"
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"Come, sit upon the wooden stool."
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"Turn, look back at it."
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"Here is a photo of your firstborn blinking, no retakes."
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I'm like, "That seems fair."
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"$89.99. Thank you, Lifetouch."
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"What a deal."
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"I'll put this in my wallet that I don't own anymore."
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I put it on her stool, right?
Duration
31 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:21
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Production
186K Films

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Movie Summary

Features comedian Hasan Minhaj as he shares his thoughts on fertility, fatherhood, and freedom of speech by discussing some of his recent life events.