To watch in HD, get ClipCafe PRO
Look at the name tag:
Please log in to add to collections.
Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

"Patel." They're all from one part of Indiaand they're all related

Look at the name tag: "Patel." They're all from one part of India
and they're all related

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:02.793
Look at the name tag: "Patel."
00:00:02.876 --> 00:00:06.038
They're all from one part of India and they're all related.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:08
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
186K Films

Want This Clip in HD?

Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →

Movie Summary

Features comedian Hasan Minhaj as he shares his thoughts on fertility, fatherhood, and freedom of speech by discussing some of his recent life events.
If you've stayed at a Hampton Inn, a La Quinta Inn, a Quality Inn, - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:07
If you've stayed at a Hampton Inn, a La Quinta Inn, a Q...
For centuries we have been debating: - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:08
For centuries we have been debating:
Only Gujarati Indians would choose a family business you could live at. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:06
Only Gujarati Indians would choose a family business you cou...
I was like, "Come on, babe, I just got verified on Instagram." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:35
I was like, "Come on, babe, I just got verified on Inst...
'Cause a lot of doctors are my age. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:04
'Cause a lot of doctors are my age.
She's like, "Dr. Gupta will see you now." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:24
She's like, "Dr. Gupta will see you now."
I go, "Arjun, how are you licensed?" - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:28
I go, "Arjun, how are you licensed?"
Doctors of osteopathic medicine hate that joke. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:04
Doctors of osteopathic medicine hate that joke.
So, MDs and DOs, - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:07
So, MDs and DOs,
The only thing is, a DO's sense of humor - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:06
The only thing is, a DO's sense of humor
You see those seats way back there, those are the DO seats. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:04
You see those seats way back there, those are the DO seats.
Life gets very real when "don't want" becomes "can't have." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:10
Life gets very real when "don't want" becomes...
So I'm sitting there naked, - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:06
So I'm sitting there naked,
And I turn, and Arjun is looking at me. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:04
And I turn, and Arjun is looking at me.
And I go, "Fuck it, give me the fade." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:12
And I go, "Fuck it, give me the fade."
I look down, I'm in a huge diaper - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:08
I look down, I'm in a huge diaper
And I look up and I just see Arjun, - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:25
And I look up and I just see Arjun,
Six weeks later, me and Beena, - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:08
Six weeks later, me and Beena,
Beena gets pregnant, finally, four years in the making. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:04
Beena gets pregnant, finally, four years in the making.
I didn't know this. Now they just throw the baby on the dad. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:05
I didn't know this. Now they just throw the baby on the...