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Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

Oh, daddy got 347,391

Oh, daddy got 347,391

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Oh, daddy got 347,391.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
137
Timestamp in Movie
00:47:16
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
186K Films

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Features comedian Hasan Minhaj as he shares his thoughts on fertility, fatherhood, and freedom of speech by discussing some of his recent life events.
Oh, and once you get a taste of the cocaine clout, - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:06
Oh, and once you get a taste of the cocaine clout,
I had to go harder in the paint. I'll die for these likes! - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:05
I had to go harder in the paint. I'll die for these lik...
Oh, I know, let's go after every single dictator in the world. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:05
Oh, I know, let's go after every single dictator in the...
To fuck with Indian family members, I went to the Trump/Modi rally in Houston. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:05
To fuck with Indian family members, I went to the Trump/Modi...
I put it up on Instagram, it goes platinum again! - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:04
I put it up on Instagram, it goes platinum again!
I get to my apartment building, even my doorman sees me - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:27
I get to my apartment building, even my doorman sees me
I flip it over and all this white powder falls into the stroller. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:06
I flip it over and all this white powder falls into the stro...
We rush down to NYU, - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:06
We rush down to NYU,
And the moment they see the baby, they just rip the clothes off her - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:05
And the moment they see the baby, they just rip the clothes ...
And me and Beena, we're sitting in the waiting room for hours, - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:05
And me and Beena, we're sitting in the waiting room for...
And the investigator reaches into his pocket - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:10
And the investigator reaches into his pocket
He goes, "Mr. Minhaj, you're very lucky." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:22
He goes, "Mr. Minhaj, you're very lucky."
"Everybody." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:09
"Everybody."
"I don't know why I'm doing this." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:09
"I don't know why I'm doing this."
She goes, "Okay, we're going to talk about this once, - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:19
She goes, "Okay, we're going to talk about this on...
She goes, "I'm pregnant." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:39
She goes, "I'm pregnant."
It's crazy because the first joke I ever told saved my life. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:06
It's crazy because the first joke I ever told saved my ...
And now my stupid-ass jokes almost cost me my baby's life. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:04
And now my stupid-ass jokes almost cost me my baby's li...
I'm like, yeah, fuck this. This is out of control. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:04
I'm like, yeah, fuck this. This is out of control.
I wanna live while more talented people die around me. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:05
I wanna live while more talented people die around me.