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Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

Once you do something bad, all you have to do isimmediately do something good

Once you do something bad, all you have to do is
immediately do something good

Full Transcript

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Once you do something bad,
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all you have to do is immediately do something good.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:21
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
186K Films

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Movie Summary

Features comedian Hasan Minhaj as he shares his thoughts on fertility, fatherhood, and freedom of speech by discussing some of his recent life events.
So I see a pile of dishes, I go, "Cool." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:09
So I see a pile of dishes, I go, "Cool."
I'm like, "You're not a bad person, you're helping!" - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:06
I'm like, "You're not a bad person, you'...
And she's like, "Hey…" - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:16
And she's like, "Hey…"
She's like, "Hasan, I'm saying 'heyyy.'" - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:11
She's like, "Hasan, I'm saying...
And it's all just for dishes, that's how low the bar is. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:04
And it's all just for dishes, that's how low the b...
But what do I do in this moment? Do I beat on my lady, "Stop it"? - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:05
But what do I do in this moment? Do I beat on my lady, "...
"We cannot consummate this act." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:07
"We cannot consummate this act."
Hot, - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:06
Hot,
The next week, I go, "Put up the Saudi episode!" - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:10
The next week, I go, "Put up the Saudi episode!"
The next morning I wake up next to Beena, - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:07
The next morning I wake up next to Beena,
Then I open up Twitter, and I go, "Oh, shit." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:10
Then I open up Twitter, and I go, "Oh, shit."
I go, "Oh, shit!" - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:14
I go, "Oh, shit!"
…famous." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:08
…famous."
Everyone in the world, care about me - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:08
Everyone in the world, care about me
For one day, I knew what it felt like to be - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:08
For one day, I knew what it felt like to be
Social media fucked with my head so much, I didn't care about the death threats. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:04
Social media fucked with my head so much, I didn't care...
I open my phone, they go, "Hey, don't you ever come to Saudi Arabia." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:07
I open my phone, they go, "Hey, don't you ever com...
"Khaled, do you wanna hang?" - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:11
"Khaled, do you wanna hang?"
And when you have clout, everybody wants to be your friend. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:06
And when you have clout, everybody wants to be your friend.
"Hi, I'm the editor of Time magazine. Is this Hasan Minhaj?" - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:18
"Hi, I'm the editor of Time magazine. Is this Hasa...