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Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

She has 961 cousins…at this show tonight

She has 961 cousins…
at this show tonight

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She has 961 cousins… at this show tonight.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:03:54
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
186K Films

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Movie Summary

Features comedian Hasan Minhaj as he shares his thoughts on fertility, fatherhood, and freedom of speech by discussing some of his recent life events.
So that family shit runs deep. Yeah! - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:04
So that family shit runs deep. Yeah!
You ever notice that every motel you've ever stayed at, - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:05
You ever notice that every motel you've ever stayed at,
Look at the name tag: "Patel." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:06
Look at the name tag: "Patel."
If you've stayed at a Hampton Inn, a La Quinta Inn, a Quality Inn, - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:07
If you've stayed at a Hampton Inn, a La Quinta Inn, a Q...
For centuries we have been debating: - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:08
For centuries we have been debating:
Only Gujarati Indians would choose a family business you could live at. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:06
Only Gujarati Indians would choose a family business you cou...
I was like, "Come on, babe, I just got verified on Instagram." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:35
I was like, "Come on, babe, I just got verified on Inst...
'Cause a lot of doctors are my age. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:04
'Cause a lot of doctors are my age.
She's like, "Dr. Gupta will see you now." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:24
She's like, "Dr. Gupta will see you now."
I go, "Arjun, how are you licensed?" - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:28
I go, "Arjun, how are you licensed?"
Doctors of osteopathic medicine hate that joke. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:04
Doctors of osteopathic medicine hate that joke.
So, MDs and DOs, - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:07
So, MDs and DOs,
The only thing is, a DO's sense of humor - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:06
The only thing is, a DO's sense of humor
You see those seats way back there, those are the DO seats. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:04
You see those seats way back there, those are the DO seats.
Life gets very real when "don't want" becomes "can't have." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:10
Life gets very real when "don't want" becomes...
So I'm sitting there naked, - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:06
So I'm sitting there naked,
And I turn, and Arjun is looking at me. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:04
And I turn, and Arjun is looking at me.
And I go, "Fuck it, give me the fade." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:12
And I go, "Fuck it, give me the fade."
I look down, I'm in a huge diaper - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:08
I look down, I'm in a huge diaper
And I look up and I just see Arjun, - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:25
And I look up and I just see Arjun,