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Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

So I'm sitting there naked, and Beena is looking at me

So I'm sitting there naked, and Beena is looking at me

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So I'm sitting there naked,
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and Beena is looking at me.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:30
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
186K Films

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Movie Summary

Features comedian Hasan Minhaj as he shares his thoughts on fertility, fatherhood, and freedom of speech by discussing some of his recent life events.
And I turn, and Arjun is looking at me. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:04
And I turn, and Arjun is looking at me.
And I go, "Fuck it, give me the fade." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:12
And I go, "Fuck it, give me the fade."
I look down, I'm in a huge diaper - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:08
I look down, I'm in a huge diaper
And I look up and I just see Arjun, - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:25
And I look up and I just see Arjun,
Six weeks later, me and Beena, - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:08
Six weeks later, me and Beena,
Beena gets pregnant, finally, four years in the making. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:04
Beena gets pregnant, finally, four years in the making.
I didn't know this. Now they just throw the baby on the dad. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:05
I didn't know this. Now they just throw the baby on the...
They're like, "Do you love it forever?" I'm like, "It's wet." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:13
They're like, "Do you love it forever?" I...
I'm like, "It looks like Bradley, return." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:08
I'm like, "It looks like Bradley, return."
And she goes, "Can you believe it?" - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:08
And she goes, "Can you believe it?"
"Promise me, Hasan." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:24
"Promise me, Hasan."
And I'm holding this little gulab jamun, this little brown ball. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:04
And I'm holding this little gulab jamun, this little br...
I was like, "Oh, you're one of us." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:12
I was like, "Oh, you're one of us."
I was like, "Oh, my God, I've never felt this before in my life." - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:25
I was like, "Oh, my God, I've never felt this befo...
Here's how I know we both unconditionally love my daughter. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:05
Here's how I know we both unconditionally love my daugh...
Now, as you know, we could not adopt a white baby, my wife is a racist. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:04
Now, as you know, we could not adopt a white baby, my wife i...
But… - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:05
But…
We live in Greenwich, Connecticut. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:05
We live in Greenwich, Connecticut.
Ooh, yeah, it's Get Out white. - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:05
Ooh, yeah, it's Get Out white.
You're like, "Really?" - Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester 00:08
You're like, "Really?"