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Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester

The doors would open,the Scholastic Book man would walk out and go, "Hey, kids,how much do...

The doors would open,
the Scholastic Book man would walk out and go, "Hey, kids,
how much do your parents love you?" "Some of you will get books,
most of you will get rulers." And you're like, "Noooo!" I go, "Baby girl,
Daddy's buying out the bar." "Let's get all the books." Baby-Sitters Club, all of them.
Goosebumps, all of them

Full Transcript

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The doors would open, the Scholastic Book man would walk out
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and go, "Hey, kids, how much do your parents love you?"
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"Some of you will get books, most of you will get rulers."
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And you're like, "Noooo!"
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I go, "Baby girl, Daddy's buying out the bar."
00:00:16.516 --> 00:00:18.185
"Let's get all the books."
00:00:18.266 --> 00:00:21.396
Baby-Sitters Club, all of them. Goosebumps, all of them.
Duration
21 seconds
Views
59
Timestamp in Movie
00:54:50
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Production
186K Films

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Movie Summary

Features comedian Hasan Minhaj as he shares his thoughts on fertility, fatherhood, and freedom of speech by discussing some of his recent life events.