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Ben:
Come on, this is gonna be fun. Marcus:
About as fun as crabs. Ben:
You would know. Marcus:
Screw that waitress from Fezzywigs, man. Ben:
You did. Marcus:
I didn't know she had bugs in her bush! Ben:
She was scratching herself all night! What do you mean you didn't know? You can't hook up with itchy chicks, Marcus. Everyone knows that. Marcus:
She said it was a reaction to her fabric softener. I saw it, I asked. Ben:
Fabric softener! Marcus:
Look at you Mister Bigshot. Everyone knows that. When's the last time you got laid? Ben:
...I have sex all the time... Marcus:
-shut up
Come on, this is gonna be fun. Marcus:
About as fun as crabs. Ben:
You would know. Marcus:
Screw that waitress from Fezzywigs, man. Ben:
You did. Marcus:
I didn't know she had bugs in her bush! Ben:
She was scratching herself all night! What do you mean you didn't know? You can't hook up with itchy chicks, Marcus. Everyone knows that. Marcus:
She said it was a reaction to her fabric softener. I saw it, I asked. Ben:
Fabric softener! Marcus:
Look at you Mister Bigshot. Everyone knows that. When's the last time you got laid? Ben:
...I have sex all the time... Marcus:
-shut up
Full Transcript
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Come on man this is gonna be fun
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Guess there ain't no chicks at the swamp Won't be needin' these
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It'll be fun
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'Bout as fun as crabs You would know
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Screw that waitress from Fezziwig's man
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You did
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I didn't know she had bugs in her bush
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She was scratchin' herself all night
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What do you mean you didn't know
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You can't hook up with itchy chicks Marcus Everybody knows that
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She said it was a reaction to her fabric softener okay
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All right I saw it I asked
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Fabric softener Look at you mister big shot
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Everyone knows that When's the last time you got laid
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I have sex all the Shut up
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Movie Summary
When a group of tourists in a New Orleans haunted swamp tour find themselves stranded in the wilderness, their evening of fun and spooks turns into a horrific nightmare.
Actors
Ben
Marcus
