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Danny:
I knew this bloke once, right. And... he used to masturbate so much that he grew very fond of his hand. So much so, that he began to talk to it and he put a little face on it and he called it muriel. And after a while Muriel began to talk back to him. Milo:
Fore! Danny:
He would get her all doled up in make up and specially made little clothes and at night she'd go down and make intense mad passionate love to him. Anyway, one night about three am Milo:
Cheers Danny:
He wakes up in a cold sweat. And hears all this panting and moaning and groaning coming from the next door neighbours apartment. And he looks down at his hand, there's nothing there. Its gone. Its just this bloodied stump. So he staggers out into the hallway and he sees that the next door neighbour's doors is wide open. So he pops his head in and what does he see, on the bed, his hand, Muriel, all dressed up to the nines, make up on, going down on the next door neighbour. [pause] Danny:
It's a true story
I knew this bloke once, right. And... he used to masturbate so much that he grew very fond of his hand. So much so, that he began to talk to it and he put a little face on it and he called it muriel. And after a while Muriel began to talk back to him. Milo:
Fore! Danny:
He would get her all doled up in make up and specially made little clothes and at night she'd go down and make intense mad passionate love to him. Anyway, one night about three am Milo:
Cheers Danny:
He wakes up in a cold sweat. And hears all this panting and moaning and groaning coming from the next door neighbours apartment. And he looks down at his hand, there's nothing there. Its gone. Its just this bloodied stump. So he staggers out into the hallway and he sees that the next door neighbour's doors is wide open. So he pops his head in and what does he see, on the bed, his hand, Muriel, all dressed up to the nines, make up on, going down on the next door neighbour. [pause] Danny:
It's a true story
Full Transcript
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I knew this bloke once right
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And he used to masturbate so much
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that he grew very fond of his hand
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So much so that he began to talk to it
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and he put a little face on it
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And he called it Muriel
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And after a while Muriel began to talk back to him
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Fore frog thuds loudly
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He'd get her all dolled up in make up
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and specially made little clothes
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And at night she'd go down
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and make intense mad passionate love to him
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Anyway one night about 3 a m he wakes up in a cold sweat
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And he hears all this panting and moaning and groaning
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coming from the next door neighbor's apartment
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And he looks down at his hand
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There's nothing there it's gone
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It's just this bloody stump
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So he staggers out into the hallway and he sees
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that the next door neighbor's door's wide open
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So he pops his head in and what does he see
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On the bed his hand Muriel all dressed up to the nines
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make up on going down on the next door neighbour
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Movie Summary
A nightmare chase through hell in a never-ending, unrequited daisy chain of desire...
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Danny
