Hey, Mike, son of a gun, a millionaire at 25. Ask me how does it feel. What? Ask me how...
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Peter Tork:
Hey, Mike, son of a gun, a millionaire at 25.
Mike:
Ask me how does it feel.
Peter Tork:
What?
Mike:
Ask me how does it feel.
Peter Tork:
How does it feel?
Mike:
I'll tell you how it feels. I don't like it, that's how it feels! I don't like surprises, I don't like all these people jumping around and shouting, wha - I don't even wanna HEAR what you're saying! Because you know what you're saying to me? You're saying "Happy Birthday" and you're jumping out of the walls and it's scaring me to death, and I'm supposed to be HAPPY about that.
Micky Dolenz:
Aww, come on, Mike. Be a good sport.
Mike:
Well, WHO NEEDS IT? Who needs surprises, and pajamas. You want to throw a birthday party, you don't kidnap me, you send me an invitation. Besides, I probably would have been happier where I was, sleeping. 'Happy birthday'... HAH!
[embarrassed murmer from party guests]
Mike:
And I'll tell you something else too: the same thing goes for Christmas.
[shocked gasps from the guests]
Mike:
Well, how 'bout THEM apples!
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Oh, didn't I, didn't I
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Ah, Mike, you son of a gun.
A millionaire at 25.
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- Ask me how does it feel.
- Huh?
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- I said, ask me how does it feel.
- How does it feel?
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I'll tell you how it feels. I don't like
it... that's how it feels.
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I don't like surprises.
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I don't like these people jumping out
and saying it... what...
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I don't even want
to hear what you're saying.
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'Cause you know what you're saying to me?
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You're saying "happy birthday,"
and you're jumping out of the wall...
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and it's scaring me to death,
and it's some kind of a big joke...
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and I'm supposed to be happy about that.
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"Aw, come on, Mike. Be a good sport."
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Well, who needs this?
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Who needs surprises and pajamas?
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You want me to come to a party?
You don't kidnap me. You send me an invitation.
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Besides, I may have been happier
where I was... sleepin'.
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Happy birthday.
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Ha!
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And I'll tell you something else too.
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The same thing goes for Christmas.
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Well, now, wait a minute. That's...
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Now, how about them apples?
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Attaboy, Mike.
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Attaboy, Mike.
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- Attaboy, Mike.
- Way to do it, Mike.
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You tell 'em, Mike! Tell 'em!
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Attaboy, Mike.
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That-a-boy.
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Attaboy, Mike.
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Attaboy, Mike.
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Attaboy, Mike.
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Attaboy, Mike.
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Boy, Mike.
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Boy!
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That-a... That-a-boy, Mike!
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That-a-boy, Mike!
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Boy, Mike!
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That-a-boy, Mike!
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Atta...
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Boy...
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Mike!
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Boy, Mike!
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Attaboy, Mike!
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Attaboy, Mike!
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Boys...
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don't never...
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but never...
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make fun of no cripples.
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- I do believe it's wrong, definitely.
- What is?
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Standing around and laughing at someone,
infringing on people's rights.
Clip duration: 156 seconds
Views: 275
Timestamp in movie: 01h 03m 26s
Uploaded: 19 October, 2021
Genres: comedy, fantasy, musical
Summary: The Monkees are tossed about in a psychedelic, surrealist, plotless, circular bit of fun fluff.
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