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"Head of State" quotes

Head of State poster
When a presidential candidate dies unexpectedly in the middle of the campaign, Washington, D.C. alderman Mays Gilliam is unexpectedly picked as his replacement.

Director: Chris Rock
Writer: Chris Rock, Ali LeRoi
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 2003
MetaScore: 44/100
ImdbRating: 5.5
BoxOffice: $38,125,247
Released: 28 Mar 2003
Awards: 10 nominations

32 video clips

Brian LewisMays GilliamMitch GilliamThe WomanLittle GirlReporterMeat ManDebra LassiterMartin GellerSuper Whore Drill InstructorPlayers Ball PimpMiss PearlAdvisorKlansmanTeamsterWarrenKim
God bless America and no place else - Head of State 00:06 God bless America and no place else I work in a neighborhood so bad you can get shot while you're getting shot - Head of State 00:07 I work in a neighborhood so bad you can get shot while... Show me a man that's never said shit l'll show you someone full of shit - Head of State 00:06 Show me a man that's never said shit l'll show you... There's no such thing as white collar crime - Head of State 00:16 There's no such thing as white collar crime You can't use food stamps to buy tires - Head of State 00:04 You can't use food stamps to buy tires You the man You the woman - Head of State 00:04 You the man You the woman If l see Mays Gilliam l'll bust a cap in his ass - Head of State 00:05 If l see Mays Gilliam l'll bust a cap in his ass You show up to get your pension they give you a pen - Head of State 00:14 You show up to get your pension they give you a pen If you had laws on a Destiny's Child video right now you could stop crime - Head of State 00:17 If you had laws on a Destiny's Child video right now... He's avoiding me like he owes me child support - Head of State 00:04 He's avoiding me like he owes me child support America is the richest most powerful nation on earth - Head of State 00:13 America is the richest most powerful nation on earth I'm the government I can do anything - Head of State 00:05 I'm the government I can do anything Who did you vote for For what - Head of State 00:14 Who did you vote for For what Where are we on this running mate thing - Head of State 00:20 Where are we on this running mate thing That's exactly what we wanted to talk to you about - Head of State 00:29 That's exactly what we wanted to talk to you about You call yourself whores - Head of State 00:03 You call yourself whores Don't l know you - Head of State 00:05 Don't l know you Who are you to call this place a rattrap - Head of State 00:15 Who are you to call this place a rattrap Miss Pearl we got to get out of here They're going to blow this place up - Head of State 00:27 Miss Pearl we got to get out of here They're going to... How many of you right now - Head of State 00:12 How many of you right now The Teamsters haven't endorsed Lewis yet Our numbers are going up - Head of State 00:14 The Teamsters haven't endorsed Lewis yet Our numbers... Yo Lewis Your mother' s ass is so big - Head of State 00:23 Yo Lewis Your mother' s ass is so big I'm a war hero and l'm Sharon Stone's cousin - Head of State 00:07 I'm a war hero and l'm Sharon Stone's cousin I'm a Klansman I hate niggers Jews and fags but l love Brian Lewis - Head of State 00:13 I'm a Klansman I hate niggers Jews and fags but l love... I asked my niece the other day What's four plus four She said 44 - Head of State 00:05 I asked my niece the other day What's four plus four... I thought l told you that we won't stop - Head of State 00:05 I thought l told you that we won't stop Dress for the job you want not for the job you got - Head of State 00:05 Dress for the job you want not for the job you got Security - Head of State 00:03 Security You can survive a stroke - Head of State 00:08 You can survive a stroke Don't steal my car now - Head of State 00:10 Don't steal my car now I'm seeing everybody else - Head of State 00:09 I'm seeing everybody else Yo Lewis - Head of State 00:23 Yo Lewis

Cast

Mays Gilliam - Chris Rock
Mitch Gilliam - Bernie Mac
Martin Geller - Dylan Baker
Brian Lewis - Nick Searcy
Debra Lassiter - Lynn Whitfield
All Cast