Uh... no ma'am!
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Jane Caldwell:
Women rise so much in this compay. But I intend on going to the top. As Mr. Gross' replacement as head of public relations, you will work for me now and report all work to me. By the way, I wanted to inform you that you've been promoted to executive vice president of external relations. Jack Issel:
But this is just my first week. Jane Caldwell:
Then you must have good friends upstairs. But don't give your hopes up. It's basically the same job you had in the complaints department but with 10% more salary and 90% more responsibility. [takes the papers that Jack has] Jane Caldwell:
Is this for me? Jack Issel:
It's just a complaint. Jane Caldwell:
[reading the complaint]
What is the Allenville 25,000? Jack Issel:
That's the population of a small town upstate that's fighting to have their textile plant stay open. We're closing the plant at the end of this week and all employees will be layed off. Jane Caldwell:
So? Jack Issel:
So I was thinking if we can find a way to keep the plant open and find some securities for the workers. Jane Caldwell:
Very good. Write up a report. Jack Issel:
Write up a report? Jane Caldwell:
Mr. Dantley appreciates all the necessary information before he makes a major decision. Information is power, Jack. Jack Issel:
I agree. Absolutely. [Jane walks back to her desk where she sits down and begins applying makeup and stares seductivly at Jack] Jane Caldwell:
Did you want something else? Jack Issel:
Uh... no ma'am! [Jack exits]
Women rise so much in this compay. But I intend on going to the top. As Mr. Gross' replacement as head of public relations, you will work for me now and report all work to me. By the way, I wanted to inform you that you've been promoted to executive vice president of external relations. Jack Issel:
But this is just my first week. Jane Caldwell:
Then you must have good friends upstairs. But don't give your hopes up. It's basically the same job you had in the complaints department but with 10% more salary and 90% more responsibility. [takes the papers that Jack has] Jane Caldwell:
Is this for me? Jack Issel:
It's just a complaint. Jane Caldwell:
[reading the complaint]
What is the Allenville 25,000? Jack Issel:
That's the population of a small town upstate that's fighting to have their textile plant stay open. We're closing the plant at the end of this week and all employees will be layed off. Jane Caldwell:
So? Jack Issel:
So I was thinking if we can find a way to keep the plant open and find some securities for the workers. Jane Caldwell:
Very good. Write up a report. Jack Issel:
Write up a report? Jane Caldwell:
Mr. Dantley appreciates all the necessary information before he makes a major decision. Information is power, Jack. Jack Issel:
I agree. Absolutely. [Jane walks back to her desk where she sits down and begins applying makeup and stares seductivly at Jack] Jane Caldwell:
Did you want something else? Jack Issel:
Uh... no ma'am! [Jack exits]
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Mr Rubinstein
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Is that for me It's just a complaint
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By the way you've been promoted to Executive Assistant
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Vice President of External Information and Public Affairs
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This is just my first week
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You must have good friends upstairs but don't get too excited
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It's the same job with 10 more salary and 90 more title
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What on earth is the Allenville 25 000
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Oh that's the population of the whole town
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See we're closing the plant So
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Well I just thought
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maybe we should consider the impact on the community
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Fine Write up a report
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Write up a report
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Thank you
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Don't let them close Allenville
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Help keep American jobs at home
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INC is working against the interests of the American people
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Sorry I already gave him a quarter
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They are moving plants to the Third World where labor is cheaper
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Don't let them close Oh Nice move
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Movie Summary
Lazy, womanizing Jack gets employed at the NYC HQ of the multinational conglomerate, INC. Crazy chaos, promotions, firings, suicides etc. seem to be the way of the day.
Actors
Jane Caldwell
Jack Issel
