Gunny Highway! Major Devin wants to see you ASAP

Marine:

Just about cleaned you out. Sure makes you feel good, don't it, Gunny? Helping Uncle Sam battle dirty drawers. Highway:
You pump the neighbor's dog again, Jakes, or are you always slack eyed and silly in the afternoon. Marine:
Looks like you could use a little lift, Highway. Why don't you suck on one of these. Smooth as a prom queen's thigh only not quite as risky. Havana cured. Gotta pal over in Guantanamo in supply. We do each other favors. I've got lots of friends. Of course, I could always use another friend. Highway:
So that we can do each other favors? Marine:
Sure. See, if your pencil wasn't quite so sharp and your eyesight not quite so clear around here I could make your lot in the military life a lot more comfy. Not to mention down right rewardin'. Highway:
Sergeant, you get that contraband stogie out of my face before I shove it so far up your ass you'll have to set fire to your nose to light it. USMC:
Gunny Highway! Major Devin wants to see you ASAP