Thank you for your testimony, Officer Reese. Sergeant Highway, drunk and disorderly....

Judge Zane: Thank you for your testimony, Officer Reese. Sergeant Highway, drunk and disorderly. Fighting in a public establishment. Urinating on a police vehicle? Highway: Well, it seemed like the thing to do, sir. Judge Zane: Just because there's no war going on does not give you the right to start one every time you get drunk. Now I'm taking into account your excellent military record and your commitment to the security of this great nation. But this is your last chance. One hundred dollar fine. Next! Highway: [as he's leaving the courtroom] Your nightstick file for divorce, Reese? Reese: [outside the courtroom] Who the hell do you think you are? Pissin' on my squad car. You think you can break our rules and then just walk away? Or are we supposed to wet our pants over your dress blues and your Goddamn colored ribbons. Take a look at that file of yours sometime, hero. Check the dates. It's ancient fucking history. You know, one of these Saturday nights you're going to be puking blood in some alley and you're going to look up and see me standing there. Then we'll see. Highway: Keep dreaming, shit ball. Reese: You're gonna pay full price rummy. I don't believe in no serviceman's discounts. Highway: Too bad, your old lady does.

Thank you for your testimony, Officer Reese. Sergeant Highway. Drunk and disorderly... ...fighting in a public establishment... ...urinating on a police vehicle. It seemed like the thing to do, sir. Just because there's no war going on... ...it doesn't give you the right to start one every time you get drunk. I'm taking into account your excellent military record... ...and your commitment to the security of this great nation... ...but this is your last chance. $100 fine. Next. Your nightstick file for divorce, Reese? Who do you think you are, pissing on my squad car? You think you can break our rules and just walk away? We're supposed to wet our pants over your goddamned colored ribbons? Read that file of yours sometime, hero. Check the dates. It's ancient fucking history. One night you're going to be puking blood in some alley... ...and you'll see me standing there. Then we'll see. Keep dreaming, shitball. You'll pay full price. I don't give any serviceman's discount. Too bad. Your old lady does. Just about cleaned you out. Sure makes you feel good, doesn't it? Helping Uncle Sam battle dirty drawers? Just pump the neighbor's dog, Jake? Or are you always that slack-eyed and silly? Looks like you need a lift, Highway. Suck on one of these, smooth as a prom queen's thighs only not quite so risky. Havana cured. Got a pal over in Guantanamo in Supply. We do each other favors. I've got lots of friends. Of course, I could always use another friend. - So we can do each other favors? - Yes, sure. If your pencil wasn't quite so sharp, and your eyesight not so clear around here... ...I could make your military life a lot comfier and more rewarding. Sergeant, you get that contraband stogie out of my face... ... before I shove it so far up your ass, you'll have to set fire to your nose to light it. Gunney Highway, Major Devin wants to see you, ASAP. - At ease. That'll be all, Sergeant Major. - Aye, aye, sir. Highway, relax. Stop being so gung-ho. That's what I am, sir. What do you got now, about 24? And then some, sir. Some men in your position would look forward to retirement. Take their wives on an around-the-world cruise. But that's not your way. Is it? You choose to harangue my staff with a request for transfer to...